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To: BigEdLB; Lazamataz

Martian women have to be hot. It only gets up to 70 degrees in the summer at the Martian equator and down to -225 degrees at the winter poles.
So Martian women’s body temperatures average 194 degrees.
They would burn any Earthman to the ground.
Except for Lazamataz, who is also very hot-blooded.


35 posted on 01/24/2016 9:11:02 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: tumblindice

I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife. It’s lonely out in space.


37 posted on 01/24/2016 9:11:58 PM PST by Lazamataz (If the Oregon occupiers are occupying a National Wildlife REFUGE, are they not now REFUGEES?)
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To: tumblindice

One thing I will say about my wife: She packed my bags last night, pre-flight.

Zero hour, 9 AM.


38 posted on 01/24/2016 9:12:59 PM PST by Lazamataz (If the Oregon occupiers are occupying a National Wildlife REFUGE, are they not now REFUGEES?)
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