Cats better than women, versus claims that dogs are better than men (vanity)

http://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index ^ | Friday January 22, 18:51.13 GMT-0800 2016 | Self

[dp0622]

with tartar sauce, yes :)

[Utilizer]

*huge laugh* Right, well, thanks for the gut-busting laughs your comment produced. I certainly appreciated it. *smile*

And I continue to laugh, I must admit. Just the thing for the reason I started this thread.

Thank you. *smile*

[21twelve]

I thought I would do a search on johnny and cats. This is the first item on the list from 2009. I think he would have enjoyed this thread! (Article is about some 30 year old cat!)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2354124/posts

“30 years of napping, resting up for nap-time, sleeping, reposing and laying about. With about 2 weeks of activity in the form of jumping on full bladders at 3AM. And yowling for food.” /johnny

[Utilizer]

Right, then, I am totally confused...

[Utilizer]

Ahhh... you mentioned this username in your responce, however I certainly hope that I am not on some list that I was not previously aware of....

Not that this thread could not do without a bit of notice, now and again.

[Slings and Arrows]

You posted the OP; that was what I responded to.

[Utilizer]

Stop making Me cry, you. This thread is supposed to be all about not thinking about Johnny for now, and hopefully about a topic that he would have found worthy of participating in.

Look again at how the list of how cats are better than women plays out, and I think he would have had at least a few laughs about what was posted there.

He and Laz would have agreed with most all of that, I am certain.

Cheers.

[Utilizer]

Ping...

[Utilizer]

No worries, mate. Merely attempting to clarify matters.

Cheers.

[Prince of Space]

My 12-year-old brown tabby, Phil, disappeared off the face of the earth 8 weeks ago today. I look for him everyday, either in person or online in various missing-pet websites in my community. He was eating me out of house and home (weighed almost 16 lbs!) and he often annoyed the heck out of me, but I miss him like crazy and will pry never stop looking for my “Phillipino.”

[KGeorge]

:-) Well, I laughed as I was reading it to DH (he laughed, too. Some of those were REALLY good/ funny) because for the second time today, I had a ‘See how lucky you are?’ for my ‘ammo box’.

LOL You are now marked as a ‘Cat Aficionado’. If & when the kitty critter happens, you’ll be on the HELP ME!!! list.

[left that other site]

LOL! Meow!

[left that other site]

Kitteh is always right!

[patriot08]

Very cute. Cheered me up. Thanks for posting..

[Utilizer]

My sympathies for your loss. Hope you find him safe and well.

[Utilizer]

*smile* Feel free to mark which ones you found most memorable. My Linda burst out laughing the first time she read the “perfume” comparison. *grin*

I had to admit that yes, in the past, I experienced having a perfume bottle “accidentally” spilled on the clothes I had to wear at an important business meeting. More than one...

[Utilizer]

You are most welcome. *smile*

Cheers!

[patriot08]

Epitaph found on an ancient tombstone in England:

'No Heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me'.-

[KGeorge]

LOL Women are crafty characters. Men can be, too.
We’ve all got our ‘war stories’, I guess.
(Why are people so complicated? It’s a real PITBh sometimes.)

[patriot08]

Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse. - Heinlein


God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger. Francois Joseph Mery


The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo Da Vinci


A loving cat can mend a wounded heart. - Anonymous


One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.- Pam Brown


What greater gift than the love of a cat? - Charles Dickens


Time spent with cats is never wasted. ~ Colette


There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer


It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see. ~ Eleanor Farjeon


Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Notebook, 1894


The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must. Carl Van Vechten


To respect the cat is the beginning of the Aesthetic sense. Erasmus Darwin


For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. - Anon


I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau


There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. - Tay Hohoff


With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? - Fernand Mery


Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. ~ Robertson Davies


There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats- unknown


I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill


There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it...The cat covers it up if he can... - Paul Gallico


See bio page for our varied herd of cats we've collected over the years (scroll about 3/4 way down)