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Sarcastic Definition of the Day: Microaggression
American Irony ^ | 12-30-15 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 12/30/2015 9:45:41 AM PST by The Looking Spoon

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: microaggression; sarcasm
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1 posted on 12/30/2015 9:45:41 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

A TERM USED BY thumb suckers who are seldom exposed to reality and still eat out of mom and dad’s wallet... or grandpop’s trust fund.... easily duped and easily lead, seldom able to THINK for themselves.......


2 posted on 12/30/2015 9:48:34 AM PST by zzwhale
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To: The Looking Spoon

A term created by a college professor, nuff said.


3 posted on 12/30/2015 9:49:54 AM PST by DungeonMaster (Satan attacks weaklings, by demographic.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Make a sentence: Your micro aggression was so micro I didn’t even notice it.


4 posted on 12/30/2015 9:51:26 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie (The Bush family needs to just go away. The Clinton family needs just to go to prison.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Ungrateful snots who wouldn’t know hard times if it smacked them in the face. (and at times I’d like to)


5 posted on 12/30/2015 9:53:16 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Accompanied by the copious consumption of cocoa and arugula.

Symptomatic to this is a drop in body temperature, requiring the wearing of flannel one-piece pajamas.


6 posted on 12/30/2015 9:58:54 AM PST by Old Sarge
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To: The Looking Spoon

Only the megasensitive can detect microagressions.


7 posted on 12/30/2015 10:01:50 AM PST by KarlInOhio (CNBC = Clowns Neutered By Cruz)
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To: The Looking Spoon

A closely related concept is SAFE SPACE (n) - a designated location for emotionally unstable college students to hide from perceived micro-aggression, and to have their paranoid grievances reinforced by their peers. Safe spaces are particularly favored by black and hispanic students, as well as by radical feminists and homosexuals.


8 posted on 12/30/2015 10:18:54 AM PST by ek_hornbeck
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To: The Looking Spoon

Their symbol is a pacifier.


9 posted on 12/30/2015 10:19:20 AM PST by joshua c (Please dont feed the liberals)
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10 posted on 12/30/2015 10:19:59 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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Pass out the pull-ups and binkies at college orientation day....


11 posted on 12/30/2015 10:26:11 AM PST by nevermorelenore
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To: The Looking Spoon

Being a software engineer, I take the recursive approach; i.e., I consider a stipulation of micro-agression to be an act of micro-agression.


12 posted on 12/30/2015 10:26:52 AM PST by the_Watchman
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By my reckoning, it would take 1,000,000 microaggressions to create one actual aggression. Committing one per minute, working 24x7, that would take nearly two years to pull off. Knock yourself out, and I hope your victim is very patient.


13 posted on 12/30/2015 10:36:16 AM PST by rightwingcrazy
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To: the_Watchman

I actually made a similar point on Tumblr just yesterday...

“Words have context and meaning and humans are gifted with the wisdom to discern what that meaning really is. For that reason, people who think microaggressions are real are microaggressors themselves…because even though they don’t mean to do it, their stupidity offends human intelligence.”


14 posted on 12/30/2015 10:43:08 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: zzwhale

Not supported by Mom (Dad? Gimme a break) or trust funds. Supported by taxpayers and do gooder racist nonprofits. “Entitled” little bas***** who think the world owes them a living because Mom (again, no Dad) lives that way and has trained them accordingly.


15 posted on 12/30/2015 11:01:16 AM PST by A_Former_Democrat (If you're "offended" by "Merry Christmas" then you have much bigger issues)
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To: the_Watchman
Being a software engineer, I take the recursive approach . . .

Ah! Recursive descent! Brings back a lot of memories from days past!

16 posted on 12/30/2015 11:21:44 AM PST by benldguy (Obama delenda est!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

When you cannot find anything real to be offended about because there is nothing wrong, you make sh1t up and call it ‘micro-aggression’.


17 posted on 12/30/2015 11:37:00 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Don’t forget the perpetually offended, the mega-paranoid, and the professional victims.


18 posted on 12/30/2015 11:40:14 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

microaggression - liberal attempt to demonize non-existant problems and to justify a way to be offended about nothing.


19 posted on 12/30/2015 11:45:25 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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"people who think microaggressions are real are microaggressors themselves"

I've said this a time or two myself. Correcting people who commit "microaggressions" is a microaggressive act in and of itself. Annoying as all-get-out, too.

I used to work with a hyper-liberal (no shaving, no bathing, said she was a gluten-free vegan but ate cookies and donuts when she thought no one was looking) "Womyn" who had the nasty habit of correcting people's speech...."That seems like an awfully aggressive thing to say, instead could we say......"

First time she did it, I let it go by. Second time, I called her out in front of the entire staff (80-100 people) ..."Miss X, I'm quite capable of choosing my own words. Did you have any other commentary that you'd like to make? I'll wait." .. and I held up the meeting for a good minute.

She didn't do it again, ever. Was one of those perfect moments that you hope for, but only happen in your own head. :-) I doubt that I made her Christmas non-denominational, seasonal celebration day list, though!

20 posted on 12/30/2015 12:16:45 PM PST by wbill
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