Woman accused of shooting-up meth, riding cart thru Walmart while eating chicken, drinking

WGHP-TV ^ | December 26, 2015 | Staff

[2ndDivisionVet]

LECANTO, Fla. — A woman is accused of shooting up meth and riding a motorized cart through a Walmart while eating chicken and drinking wine.

WFLA reported that 20-year-old Josseleen Elida Lopez faces charges after the incident reported at a Walmart in Lecanto, Fla. on Tuesday.

The suspect allegedly shot up meth and then ate sushi, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart....

[Nachoman]

You tell’em Vet! Sometimes the disabled haters on FR get a little tiresome. I wonder if they noticed the landlord is in a wheelchair.

[Organic Panic]

Meth. It’s a hell of a drug.

[pax_et_bonum]

Is she Methican-American?

[crosdaddy]

LMAO

[PLMerite]

That’s gotta be photoshopped.

[Clay Moore]

There is a Southpark episode a few years ago about the motorized carts at Walmart. If you see that episode, you will never be able to walk through the store with a straight face again. (^;

[pax_et_bonum]

Couldn’t resist.

:-)

[Mr. M.J.B.]

Her excursion is hardly complete - there’s absolutely no mention of weapons, fire, or sex/nudity.

Did she at least wreck the scooter?

No TMZ without some of the above.

[stylecouncilor]

Ping

[To Hell With Poverty]

Now...did she make a run for the exits or did they stop her in the cart while she was still in the store? Because she could claim to have intended to pay for everything. There’s not really a theft there until she leaves the building. Then the method evidence would be inadmissible due to the arrest being invalid. I say she walks. Dang I should have been a lawyer!

Well except for the open container I guess. ;)

[Jane Long]

LOL!!

[Jane Long]

Vet can’t shop, cuz the methheads stole the carts. Get sushi, get wine.

Sounds like a Bob Dylan song.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Should I get my own scooter? LOL

[Jane Long]

LOL :) Might come to that!

[Slings and Arrows]

Walmart plus Florida. 'Nuff said.

[Nailbiter]

She’s really in trouble now- she was drinking and is under age- /sarcasm

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

And here I thought Snoopp Dogg was a great multitasker of illegal activities.

DANG!

[Salamander]

The vogue here, is to overdose in convenience store bathrooms.

It’s really cut down my available “pit stop” choices.

Not comfy going potty where some junkie dropped dead.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Dear God.

Are these junkies Baltimore ex-pats?

[dmz]

Sounds like a Bob Dylan song.

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OK, that’s funny. A very twisted version of the first rap song ever, Subterranean Homesick Blues.