[Forward the Light Brigade]

I will put on the Swami’s Turban and gaze into my crystal ball, have some tea and see what I can predict for the election. The stars and planets are alined and the full moon enhances my psychic gifts. Lets see—— The clouds are parting within the crystal....
Ted Cruz will win the next debate—but Trump will hold his own.
Ted Cruz will win the Iowa race—Rubio 2rd, Trump 3rd.
Hunkabee will drop out before New Hampshire.
Christie will win New Hampshire but Trump will come in 2nd.
Someone will take a shot at Trump while he’s getting in his car. I do not see him struck. Maybe nicked. A guard may take a bullet. The killer will be a Liberal man.
Cruz will do well in North Carolina but Trump will win in a landslide.
New Scandal will hit Hillary hard—it will deal with her staff.
Sanders will win big but drop out of the race. April will see Trump seal his victory. Both Conventions will be brokered—But GOP will pick Trump and Cruz. Republicans will split as a 3rd Party will come forth to block Trump— It will come from Bush and Carliy.
Democrats will select Hillary and Warren —But , I think Hillary will drop out and it will be Warren/Sanders
New scandals, an economic bank failure and problemd with Russia -— a dispute that will see a naval confrotation between US and Russia-—Trump will fly to Moscow and solve the problems—stopping war. Some will want Trump to win the Nobel Peace Prize—But it will go to a Climate Change woman or Prince Charles. Charles will be crowned King in September after the death of Queen Elizabeth. Very Controversial—many want his son to be queen. Al Baghdadi will be killed by a large special forces team lead by France. Creed will win an Oscar for best picture of the year.

[Know et al]

New Scandal will hit Hillary hard

I don't know about hard but a scandal hitting Hilda, not much of a prediction. LOL

[ponygirl]

Your predictions are more thorough than any astrologist’s I’ve ever read.

[combat_boots]

“it will be Warren/Sanders”

Don’t do that.

Don’t.

America, governed by raving socialist moonbats, having just barely been able to survive a completely hostile, anti-American moslem racist.

Don’t do that again. Please.

It’s a terrible thing to love your country.

[Robert DeLong]

You have made some great predictions, but I think you got this wrong: Sanders will win big but drop out of the race.

My tea leaves sees him dying under mysterious circumstances at Fort Marcy Park, in the same exact spot that Vince Foster committed suicide.

[IChing]

Creed does not deserve Best Picture. Yawn.

[BTCM]

Sounds like some powerful stuff in your bong—don’t use it to short the market or play the numbers.