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Thanksgiving Dinner Interruptus
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-27-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 11/27/2015 7:40:44 AM PST by NOBO2012

When it was finally served, dinner at the Big White consisted of the standard fare: Turkey, ham, prime rib, 10 sides and 6 pies (apple, banana cream, cherry, coconut, pecan and pumpkin). Doesn’t everybody go a bit overboard for Thanksgiving?

michelle-obama-piesWhere’s the %#@! banana cream! 

Unfortunately the feast was held up as another nut job scaled the fence and forced a 3 hour lockdown.

white house fence scalerIf I were a Syrian refugee, could I do this?

Whew! That was a close call; have you ever seen Lady M when her blood sugar drops to dangerously low levels? Trust me, not a pretty sight.


Fortunately the SS released the dogs - immediately this time - and Joey Caputo – who wrote anti-government screeds on his Facebook, so undoubtedly was a right-wing nut – didn’t get a chance to deliver his personal notebook of ideas on how to save the world by reducing everyone’s carbon footprint. Or something.

joe caputoJoey-how you doin’-Caputo

Anyway, if you think your relatives grew drunk and obnoxious waiting for the turkey to come out of the oven, you should have seen what it was like around here.

13champagne cristal-in-louis-roederer's-cellars-in-reimsBetter have the little people bring up a few more bottles of champagne

michelle-obama-toast-AFPThat’s better!

So, add to your list of Thanksgiving blessings the fact that YOU didn’t have to advise Lady M that dinner was being held up indefinitely.

Now let’s get out there and make sure that Black Friday is not a bust. Because if you refuse to shop today, you’re probably a racist.

black friday

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; secretservice; thanksgiving; whitehouse

1 posted on 11/27/2015 7:40:45 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

I’d rather be trampled at a Walmart on Brown Thursday than have Thanksgiving dinner with the Soebarkah tribe.

2 posted on 11/27/2015 7:56:24 AM PST by twister881
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To: NOBO2012
Sorry, I don't buy any BS that Barry's dinner with family, guests and un-pardoned turkey was interrupted while they were eating.

I'm sure that while they were dining they were advised what was happening outside, but it's not like they were evacuated to a "safe room" as they were spooning the gravy on their mashed potatoes.


3 posted on 11/27/2015 8:06:37 AM PST by MinuteGal ("I will stand with the Muslims if the political winds shift in an ugly direction" - Barack ObaMao)
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To: MinuteGal

I’m sure the 0bamas just kept stuffing their useless faces after he ordered the table tightly ringed with human sandbags [SecSvc Agents].

4 posted on 11/27/2015 8:39:35 AM PST by W. (Make that rubble bounce!)
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To: NOBO2012

Ham? Not bloody likely.

5 posted on 11/27/2015 9:34:51 AM PST by Vinnie
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