Skip to comments.Location, Location, Location!
Posted on 11/15/2015 7:44:19 AM PST by NOBO2012
Weâve all heard the phrase regarding the 3 most important aspects of real estate: location, location, location! Iâve been thinking about our current Middle East ârefugeeâ problem and I think Iâve developed the optimal solution, using this basic principle.
Instead of sending refugees on dangerous journeys to locations that are already densely populated, where social services are already hopelessly strapped and theyâll have to struggle to integrate with the existing culture why not reverse the direction of their emigration? Why not send them someplace where resistance is not futile, where society is already amenable to their religion of peace and the local culture is already acclimated to their customs, traditions and values. Why are we trying to resettle these poor immigrants in Paris, London, Berlin, Vienna and New Orleans when they would all be much happier someplace where they wonât have to struggle with cultural challenges like women drivers, nightclubs, bacon and dogs.
Iâm thinkingâ¦Saudi Arabia! United Arab Emirates! Qatar! Location, location, location! Each of these countries have their own âCity of Lightsâ that can rival Paris any day of the week. See for yourself:
Multicolored Vertropolis Towers, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Qatar, Doha city; not too gaudy, if you squint a bit.
Abu Dhabi, capital of U.A.E.
The Riyadh Kingdom Tower; my! What a bigâ¦thing.
And Iâm certain that they would be more than welcome into the holy cities of Mecca and Medina where they already have houses of worship that can accommodate millions of pilgrims - so the House of Saud will no longer have to
bribe pay other countries to build mosques in exchange for accepting the undesirable unfortunate refugees.
Iâm quite certain that they wouldnât mind taking in a few million
thugs jihadis refugees from war torn lands in the region; after all theirs is the religion of peace, tranquility and tolerance. And think how joyous the refugees will be, celebrating their numerous most holy holidays with their fellow worshipers rather than heathens in the West.
The Haj, Mecca
And instead of dealing with the vulgar festivities of infidels in the West, they can avail themselves of more culturally appropriate amusements and diversions.
That should keep their minds off other more, uh, inappropriate activities that are occasionally frowned upon.
And I even have someone in mind for negotiating this deal; someone who has recently visited and cemented ties with leaders in the Arab world.
Our Ambassador of Cultural Appropriateness meets with Omar to arrange camel races
Just a week ago Lady M visited Qatar to
lecture preach address the topic of tolerance in the Middle East.
But only a few days before her visit the mosque that serves the foundationâs educational center hosted a notoriously anti-Semitic sheik who inveighed against "Zionist aggressors" in his sermon and called upon Allah âto count them in number and kill them completely, do not spare a [single] one of them.â
Iâm quite certain that following her visit the sheik walked his comments back, Qatar has ceased serving as the political headquarters for Hamas, and it has reversed itâs position on tolerating private financiers of terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda.
And Iâm equally certain that all of the wealthy Arab countries will be more than happy to welcome the millions of immigrants who are just looking for a better life. Because, you know, (re)location, (re)location, (re)location!
The teaming masses, looking for a better life and a better location, approach the capital of the House of Saud.
Posted from: Michelle Obamaâs Mirror
That last picture needs a flaming eye.
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