Mayonnaise Is The Worst Condiment

thefederalist.com ^ | Oct. 2, 2015 | William Kelly III

[PROCON]

Finally, FINALLY, an issue which I can get on board with and agree!

Mayonnaise is NOT a condiment.

Ketchup - Condiment

Mustard - Condiment

Tabasco Sauce - Definitely a Condiment

That's about all the condiments I possess, but I'm not from Texas.

Your favorites?

And don't say MAYONNAISE, it was invented by the French, for crying out loud!

[al baby]

for me its good right off the index finger

[Mrs.Z]

I use mayo for Greek potato salad, which means that I use about one small jar a year.

[Louis Foxwell]

I have a recipe for home made mayo that is to die for. Ingredients are coconut oil, egg, lemon juice, mustard and fresh spices to taste.

[MPJackal]

Agreed. But you have to include Miracle Whip. It ain’t mayo.

[GraceG]

How do you suggest making deviled eggs without mayonnaise?

[CatherineofAragon]

I totally agree, and my husband does, too.

We hate mayonnaise...it’s nasty.

We love hot sauce (his favorite) and mustards of all kinds (my favorite).

[ClearCase_guy]

The non-French alternative:

But some people think the French do understand food pretty well ...

[JoeDetweiler]

Can’t eat tomato sandwiches without mayonnaise. Just wouldn’t work!

[sparklite2]

Spicy mustard

Pace Picante Salsa (Hot)

[real saxophonist]

Prediction: 200 posts.

I like Hellmann's. I also like Tabasco, Sriracha, Frank's Red Hot...

[umgud]

I don’t hate mayo, but I’ve never added it to anything I ever made.

[trisham]

I love mayo, but only Hellmann’s.

[ETL]

Always put mayo on a hot & juicy roast beef hero. Goes good with steak too. Don’t laugh ‘til you try it!

[PROCON]

Definitely!

Miracle Whip - Condiment

[lee martell]

For the last time class, the word you are using in a sentence is Condiments, NOT Condoms!! Two very different words. One is a Objective noun, which completes an action, while the other is an Subjective noun, one that ‘performs’ an action. You WILL be tested!

[CGASMIA68]

Just look at Wassermann Schultzs’ hair.
Sez it all

[wally_bert]

What am I going to put on my fries now? Tartar sauce isn’t that available sometimes.

Ketchup is ok too....

[Terry L Smith]

This is what you do with it!

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=sandwich+spread+pictures&view=detailv2&&id=AC97D5BC1A341E2E017A49B1BBB28136A359C1D0&selectedIndex=482&ccid=09R82DVQ&simid=608051032070227008&thid=OIP.Md3d47cd835500533c8a9242da6f9eb34o0&ajaxhist=0

[wally_bert]

What am I going to put on my fries now? Tartar sauce isn’t that available sometimes.

Ketchup is ok too....