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“Make America Great Again”… Miss America That Is…
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-14-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/14/2015 6:43:39 AM PDT by NOBO2012

It’s time to make Miss America Great Again!

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Last night was the 2016 Miss America contest (the only beauty pageant NOT owned by Donald Trump). It was filled with the usual displays of talent, runway strutting and stupid questions to which there can only be stupid answers. And this year’s contestants did not disappoint. Just like “sort of Marge” in the Essurance commercial, each Miss America wannabe maneuvered the loaded questions with confidence, smiley faces, mixed metaphors, dangling participles and non sequiturs.

Beauty queen shares her opinion on healthcare in the America of the U.S.

Topics covered every conceivable issue crucial to the future of America: : Planned Parenthood, gun control, Donald Trump's presidential campaign and…DeflateGate!?

First Miss Tennessee re. Planned Parenthood,

hanna robisonHannah Robison, Miss Tennessee

“I don’t think Planned Parenthood funding should be cut off. The $500 million that gets given to Planned Parenthood every single year goes to female…care. It goes for scanning for cancers, it goes for mammograms…and if we don’t give that funding to Planned Parenthood, those women will be out of healthcare for reproductive causes.”

Nicely done, you’ve been properly programmed. Miss South Carolina, Daja Dial, on the other hand failed her indoctrination test with her answer on gun control, saying she DIDN’T think military style assault weapons should be banned. Where on earth is she from? Oh right - South Carolina, where they still believe in the Second Amendment.

daja dal s carolinaDaja Dial, Miss South Carolina

Next, Miss Alabama is asked about The Donald’s meteoric popularity and responds that “the GOP should be terrified” of The Donald, who’s “just and entertainer” who is sucking all the oxygen away from more qualified candidates like Jeb and Chrissy. She wraps it by saying if she were a Republican (apparently she is not) she’d be absolutely terrified of Donald Trump.

meg-mcguffinMeg McGuffin, Miss Alabama

If I were Meg, I’d be terrified of The Donald too – has she seen how he hits back?

And finally, we come to Betty Cantrell, Miss Georgia, who makes an admirable attempt at not voicing an opinion on whether Tom Brady is a cheat or not butt ultimately falls into the trap and gives them the answer they were looking for: she’d have to feel his balls to decide.

Did he cheat? Um, that's a really good question! I'm not sure. I think I'd have to be there to see the ball, and feel it to make sure it was deflated or not deflated. But if there was question there, then yes, I think he cheated. If there were any question to be had, I think that he definitely cheated, and he should've been suspended for that. That's not fair.


Where upon she was swiftly pronounced the winner. I’m not saying it’s because of her answer – she is drop-dead gorgeous and can sing a mean aria; butt since we haven’t had a winner of color since 2013 (and even she wasn’t authentic, being of Indian descent) it was the black candidate’s turn to win. If only she hadn’t screwed up that loaded AK-47 question, the crown would have been hers. Because you know…black lies matter.

black lies matter

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: donaldtrump; jebbush; missamerica; obama

1 posted on 09/14/2015 6:43:39 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012; Vendome; null and void

I didn’t see it, I don’t care, but I do care about WARNER ROBINS, GA!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyy!

2 posted on 09/14/2015 7:39:22 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (Liberals need to be caged for the safety of human beings. (FReeper Norm Lenhart))
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To: NOBO2012

Did they try to trip up anyone with a question about homosexual marriage???

3 posted on 09/14/2015 7:46:05 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: NOBO2012

I didn’t watch, haven’t for many years; when I did watch it was all good, until the question and answer phase which was on every occasion I watched an embarrassment.

4 posted on 09/14/2015 7:54:23 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: NOBO2012

The questions must be answered PC approved or you are out. The judges make sure- LGBT judges, Hollywood leftists, academics, athletes. There is only one correct thought. Oh and sometimes you have to pick a north easterner to look fair, like last year Miss New York whose talent was a mediocre copy of a song/solo cup routine from the movie Pitch Perfect. Her answer had to be spot on because she beat out a classical pianist who was just as pretty.

5 posted on 09/14/2015 7:58:14 AM PDT by outinyellowdogcountry
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To: Shimmer1

Loved the really tall gal who gave a speech about “Joe”.

Brought tears to my eyes.

6 posted on 09/14/2015 2:22:07 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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