Posted on 06/09/2015 10:21:58 AM PDT by John Semmens
Recent field tests indicating that the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) failed to detect smuggled weapons 96% of the time did not deter President Obama from expressing his continued confidence in the job they are doing protecting our aviation network.
Press Secretary Josh Earnest contrasted the dismal test results with the absence of any recent real world attacks, saying that Id put more weight on what hasnt happened than on what mightve happened. Some are saying that weve just been lucky that no terrorists have tried to hijack an airline. But as baseball great Dizzy Dean once said maybe its better to be lucky than good. America is fortunate it can rely on the Presidents phenomenal good luck to protect it.
Apprised of the fact that the quote he attributed to Dean was actually said by Lefty Gomez, Earnest was unfazed. Regardless, the point is that luck beats skill, he asserted. The last six years proves that.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2015/06/07/new-candidate-for-president-vows-to-complete-metric-conversion/
We need to fully utilize the TSA on our borders.
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