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Women Wearing Jeans Are Reason Behind Earthquakes: JUI-F Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman (Who knew?)
New Indian Express ^ | May 30, 2015 | Online Desk

Posted on 06/03/2015 11:03:06 AM PDT by concernedcitizen76

During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan.

According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters.

Fazlur Rehman went on to say that a woman who is not covered like a 'sack of flour' is a mobile weapon of mass destruction for her state and that Pakistan has multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities.

Rehman then blamed 'immodest women' for the Baluchistan crisis, lack of energy supply and the deteriorating security situation in Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman was suggesting that, if these women are wrapped in sacks and kept inside homes and if the Shariah law was in place, then the Taliban brothers would not be attacking Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman also talked about the demerits of the operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP). Justifying his angst, Fazlur Rehman said that Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

Providing a solution he continued saying that once Allah stops delivering his wrath via the Taliban, the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment leading to improvement in the energy situation.

Rehman then openly requested the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.



TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1moretime; dungarees; jeans; levis; seismology
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To: sakic

“There are way more than that in NYC.”

Sure. The “300” number would be normalized over the entire country. Obviously, they self-concentrate in Gomorrah.


41 posted on 06/03/2015 3:14:06 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: Pelham

Here’s a potential cure you can try at your own risk...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3296474/posts?page=15#15


42 posted on 06/03/2015 4:23:36 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
Though they’re disapprovin’
Keep them doggies movin’
Rawhide

Don’t try to understand em’
Just rope and throw and brand em’

Move ‘em on
Head ‘em up
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Move ‘em on
Move ‘em on
Head ‘em up
Rawhide

Cut ‘em out
Ride ‘em in
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Let ‘em out
Cut ‘em out
Ride ‘em in
Rawhide

Yah!


43 posted on 06/03/2015 6:44:11 PM PDT by concernedcitizen76 (Term limits. Repeal the 16th and 17th amendments. Sunset bureaucracies.)
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To: concernedcitizen76

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3295799/posts?page=36#36


44 posted on 06/03/2015 6:46:42 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

ETL, you deserve a time out for that.


45 posted on 06/03/2015 9:32:47 PM PDT by Pelham (The refusal to deport is defacto amnesty)
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To: FirstFlaBn

Up with Mini Skirts


46 posted on 06/04/2015 12:56:09 AM PDT by Chainsawj (Killing is my business and business is good.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

I live in Gomorrah!?

Can’t wait until I tell all of my friends!


47 posted on 06/04/2015 4:11:15 AM PDT by sakic
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To: sakic

To the rest of the USA, yes you do live in Gomorrah.

I’ve been to NYC for a number of IPOs and road shows and staying in what are supposed to be the best hotels in NYC and best restaurants.

Manhattan really has bad feng shui. Bad karma. Something ephemerally rotten to the core.

Enjoyed ringing the bell the first time, the Met, and looking at the Statue of Liberty from Goldman’s big board room. Also liked a little pub down in an abandoned subway depot that had great jazz.

Otherwise, the best part of the trip is going back through the tunnel to that little airport in NJ and walking up the stairs to the jet.

Make the bankers come to me now. I’ll stick with standing on my deck and looking at the mountains as I survey whatever the bears did in the yard during the night.


48 posted on 06/04/2015 7:51:05 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Happy to be living in NYC.

Have been to all of the states besides Alaska. Some on business and some for pleasure.

While some parts are beautiful, personally I would be bored stiff in most other spots.

The Gomorrah part is inane. Have seen low morals everywhere. One thing I particularly like here also, is the frank interactions. Most other places had lots of courteous hello, but a lot of the times it was clearly for show.

I understand that a lot of you don’t like NYC, even those that have never been here, but as long as I love it here I am happy to live here.


49 posted on 06/04/2015 12:24:31 PM PDT by sakic
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