Skip to comments.Not My Horse, But This Is My Rodeo
Posted on 05/03/2015 8:24:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Appearing on David Letterman last Thursday, Lady M proved again that you can never do too much self promotion (partial list so far this year: Kimmel, Fallon, Ellen, Glamour, Night Shift, and last butt hardly least, the Black Girls Rock! event).
Black Girl, rockin
Donning a regal purple v-neck, flared dress MO dished with Dave on things like Joining Forces - Lady Ms military PR program - and college education (everyone should get one; for free).
Then things shifted to more serious issues: Lady Ms career after being FLOTUS: shes either going to be president, or a nanny for David Lettermans children (although that last option seems a bit racist, no?)
We could do things I would help you raise your children I can help you through the dark times. Wait a minute dark times? What exactly is that code for?
And then she and Dave discussed the difficulty of raising said children and in the course of the discussion managed once again to embarrass the girls shes constantly trying to shield from the media:
We have one who generally stays here, Mrs. Obama said, gesturing with her hand to show an even keel. And then we have one we call our grumpy cat, our salty biscuit. You just never know what youre going to get from that one.
Asked which daughter was which, the first lady demurred. Im not saying they could be watching, she said. But they know who they are. - NYT
Well thats good, protecting their identities. Now well never know which Wee Won inherited your personality.
Well never know which of the girls is that one
In other weekend news, I heard that Pharrell won the Kentucky Derby yesterday! Congratulations!
Pharrell Williams performing at the 2015 Grammys
Man that little monkey can run! OMG! Did I just say that? Ill just go sit in the corner by the tea trolley and consider the possible racist connotations of my remark. And Id like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone who may have been offended by my remark and intends to take action to impact my non-existent income. I will also appoint Little Mo to conduct an independent investigation of my actions and propose harsh sanctions for violating my own rule against simian references. Which, I may then choose to ignore because this is my rodeo!
And in my defense, I didnt start this meme on my own. Some liberal weenie did that for me.
From Not My Circus, Not My Monkey
In other carnival news, be sure to read Clarices Pieces report today on: The Great American Traveling Riot Circus.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
What this government has spent on processing her hair, donning her with haute couture, shoes and all the other accoutrements to make her presentable could have probably fed all the children in DC schools for a year. Good food. Not that past-sell by and pig slop even pigs won’t touch.
Shelf-a$$ comes to mind.
What you can’t see in the picture are the 2 concrete blocks under her chair.
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