Posted on 04/02/2015 9:47:53 AM PDT by HammerT
On this day, 1 April 2015, the People's Cube is celebrating ten glorious years of unstoppable revolutions. Jubilant masses of correctly educated workers, peasants, and unwashed toiling intelligentsia are coming together in towns and villages around the world, carrying People's Cube posters, peacefully hurling red cubes at the capitalist classes, and spontaneously chanting Party-approved slogans:
People's CubeLong live the Glorious World of Next Tuesday! Hurrah! Cheers for our beloved comrade Red Square, People's Director! We need more visual agitation and propaganda to tell us what to think! There is no truth but the Current Truth We demand equality of results! Ten years equals three Five-Year Plans completed ahead of schedule!
Ten years ago, when our Party Organ ascended over the digital horizon like the red sun of the media revolution, Comrade Red Square delivered his famous ten-hour speech, titled "Gulagosphere for the Masses." In part, he stated that the American Motherland was lagging a hundred years behind the Soviet Motherland in redistribution of wealth, collectivization, re-education, socialized healthcare, government dependency, and media compliance. Our most urgent task was to jam an entire century of missed progress into only ten years, so that we would have a chance to see the Glorious World of Next Tuesday in our time.
The people and the Party responded to such burning words with massive enthusiasm, closing the gap ahead of schedule and surpassing other nations in our collective march towards the Glorious Next Tuesday. At least that's where we are now according to the compliant media, and that's all that matters.
(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...
Happy Birthday to a clever bunch.
People’s Cube bump!!!
Ditto that. Some of their posters are almost as good as some FReepers.
How have I missed this site for 10 years?
Seems promising, despite being a little hard on my eyeballs.
Thanks for posting, glad I caught this.
That was part of my rationale for posting that.
No one knows the danger and misery of communism more than those who have experienced it, as Red Square has.
Pass the word along about the site.
Biting wit, which bites the Left in the keister.
It's not "Global Warming" any more, as we all know. Nor is it "Climate Change".
I saw the "redefinition" today over at the People's Very Small Insider Newspaper of Truth, The Washington Post:
"It's a likely consequence of climate change and rising temperatures."
ROTFLMAO! You can't make this stuff up!
You gotta love the People’s Cube.
May their glorious revolution prevail indefinitely!
Can you actually buy one of the all-red “People’s Cubes”?
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