Global Warming and the Great Pumpkin

London Telegraph ^ | 03/23/15 | Reasonmclucus

[kathsua]

After watching last Halloween’s broadcast of “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”, I realized that Linus van Pelt is like those who preach global warming. Linus doesn’t let the failure of the Great Pumpkin to appear destroy his belief that the Great Pumpkin exists. Similarly, the climate shaman who preach global warming won’t let colder than normal winter weather in recent years destroy their belief that someday their “Great Pumpkin” will rise from the pumpkin patch and distribute warming throughout the world.

[kathsua]

Science is becoming a big joke. Science is just a word that is used to try to sell products or political actions. Most of us know that us puny humans cannot control climate. It's only the people who have been through the propaganda mills called colleges that believe such nonsense.

[kiryandil]

“Gruber Warming”

[Blood of Tyrants]

And there is NOTHING that can’t be blamed on globull warming. From an end to surfing in southern California to the rise of ISIS in the ME, EVERYTHING is caused by globull warming.

[tbpiper]

I’ve kind of lost track. Is being anti-global warming also considered being racist?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Since women and minorities are expected to be affected most, yes.

[kiryandil]

I’ve kind of lost track. Is being anti-global warming also considered being racist?

Axing questions like that is

RACISS!!!

[tbpiper]

It’s little know fact that the Borden family of Fall River, Mass, had a housekeeper who was originally from Mississippi. One day, the daughter inquired of her the location of the clean linens. The housekeeper replied “Miss Lizzy, I don’t know. You gonna haff ta axe yo momma. The rest is history.

[clearcarbon]

"Global Warming and the Great Pumpkin"