Posted on 02/24/2015 10:18:26 AM PST by Oldpuppymax
Calling Barack Obama a Commander in Cheat, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER this week in an online report has revealed that our First Lady (FLOTUS) is so fed up with the President that D I V O R C E may be coming to Americas White House! Allegedly, a very vicious legal maestro only awaits 2014, IRS tax filings for divorce action. So rather than being delayed until 2017, the long rumored marital split may now be imminent! (1) Just think how much worldwide press this turn of events would generate. How important, in contrast, would be the threat of ISIS at Europes door, the snubbed Jewish leaders speech to Congress or the first female SCOTUS sleeping through her leaders State of the Union address? Hey, Kennedy brought good wine.
Hinting that something may well be up, our supermarket news finder tells us that in 2012, Americas First Couple gave $150,000 to charities. However, in 2013, charitable donations were just $59,251. Could the $90,749.00 difference constitute a cost shift from charities to shysters? Drudge is up with shocking headlines revealing the First Couple spent $2.5 MILLION of our money on very separate Valentines weekend vacation getaways. (When was he ever here for us anyway?) Barack engaged his favorite taxi serviceAir Force Onewhile Moochelle and the girls flew to Aspen for a skiing trip onboard a separate presidential aircraft. (2)
Tabloids since Christmas have unloaded waves of rumored marital discord from an island in the Pacific! Maybe this years frost free holiday was the tipping point in a marriage headed for a war of the leis, Hawaiian style. Hey, maybe the girl just cant take it anymore. After all, Barack went from last years selfie with the flirtatious Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt to was-it-a-thing with the still married sweet Caroline in...
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Michele is really caught up in the drama there lol
I don’t think she’s going to stop being queen.
I don’t think she’s going to stop being a queen.
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And neither is he.
It was very obvious to me that he had been banging that bergdahl bitch, and her husband knew it.
These liberals have no respect for “one man, one woman” marriage! Means nothing to them. Just roommates with big bank accounts.
the first female SCOTUS sleeping through her leaders State of the Union address?
I’m pretty sure Sandra Day O’Connor didn’t fall asleep during the State of the Union address, so there may be some truth, here. Thank you.
Bwahahaha!
Moochelle puts the "A" in anger ...
Yeah, I’m POSITIVE that that ‘crisis’ is on their list, too...
</SIGH>
Actually, now that I think about it...
It’s a rather pleasing thought to find out that the Puppet is unhappy with his wife.
Even MORE pleasing if she would refuse to grant him a divorce.
:-)
Maybe O is gonna kick Mooch to the curb so he can be the first openly gay POSUS.
I assumed the author didn’t remember that Ruth Ginzberg is not the first female Supreme Court Justice.
OMG. Wow!
Or possibly he was Reggie's old squeeze.
oops, sorry, I read that wrong.
I was thinking the Benghazi guy, not Bergdahl.
not the first female Supreme Court Justice
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