[Ronin]

Something die hard coffee drinkers have known for decades.

[libertarian27]

Oh no, no coffee in the car then? /s

[C210N]

So, maybe coffee will go the same way as Original coca-cola?

[Viking2002]

Look for the FDA to start regulating coffee as a Schedule II CDS in 5....4....3....2....

[yarddog]

My parents for as long as I can remember always kept a coffee pot or Mr. Coffee going all day every day.

[dfwgator]

[RansomOttawa]

Brazilian scientists have discovered a protein in coffee that has effects similar to pain reliever morphine

OK, so it's not crack then? Good.

[GOP Poet]

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[Excellence]

Well I’ll be danged. I was of the opinion that coffee enhanced the effectiveness of analgesics, but never imagined it was so direct.

[equaviator]

[JPG]

Oh, sh**, Quick...hide the coffee!

[Ken H]

Coffee was initially used for spiritual reasons. At least 1,100 years ago, traders brought coffee across the Red Sea into Arabia (modern-day Yemen), where Muslim dervishes began cultivating the shrub in their gardens. At first, the Arabians made wine from the pulp of the fermented coffee berries. This beverage was known as qishr (kisher in modern usage) and was used during religious ceremonies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee

Coffee house in Palestine, ca 1900

[TomGuy]

So, soon we will need a prescription and 2 forms of ID — one being a photo ID — to buy a cup or a can of coffee.

[yarddog]

Does anyone remember those old guys who would saucer their coffee? I had three different Uncles who did that.

[Born to Conserve]

I have to drink coffee before bedtime or I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep.