[PROCON]

You be the judge, seems like Harry's "official" story is bogus...

[2ndDivisionVet]

Umm, the Las Vegas mob?

[dsrtsage]

Does his face hurt? Cuz its killing me

[goodwithagun]

He did a Hillary.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Harry is too old for kinky sex!

[Ronin]

The exercise equipment excuse doesn’t wash.

The kind of stuff that’s installed in home gyms these days — and Dingy Harry can afford the best — doesn’t tip, rattle, roll, or break. Certainly not under the level of strain that a geezer like Reid would put on it.

Ribs and face? Look for clues. He got thumped by a person’s fists.

The enforcer was probably somewhat perplexed though. He needed to wallop him enough to get the points across, but not enough to kill him. That’s harder do do with someone Reid’s age.

[goodwithagun]

Wow. I’m also just realizing that he wears makeup, lots of makeup, on television.

[GeronL]

“That hooker didn’t need no pimp, I think she said her name was “Peggy” “

[lodi90]

Waitress sandwich gone wrong.

[dforest]

Hey Boss, you want i should break his face and smash a few in the cage? LOL

I have to give that exercise band a AAA rating for doing what a lot of Americans only dreamed of doing.

[Western Phil]

He’s a Democrat. Doesn’t that mean he’s telling the truth?

[Riley]

I’ve leaned to trust Harry Reid. Really. I trust him as far as I can throw a big-block V-8.

He’d be suing an exercise equipment company in short order if this were true, money makes guys like him tick. Any way of monitoring who’s suing who?

[ozzymandus]

Falling down drunk is my guess.

[aomagrat]

He got a BB gun for Christmas.

[South40]

Got beaten senseless by one of the young boys he molests?

[a fool in paradise]

Is there a Reiders’ Digest version of the truf I can get caught up with?

[dalereed]

I hope someone kicked the shit out of him!

[muir_redwoods]

My guess is he got drunk on New Years Eve and decided to straighten someone out. Like many an ugly drunk has learned, there’s always a tougher guy out there.

[OldNavyVet]

As he hit the floor, he broke several ribs, Jentleson said. …

My guess is that he was kicked while down, a typical follow up for someone that wanted more than just knocking him down.

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

I seriously doubt the mob would lay a finger on him in a premeditated act. Harry is the president’s lap dog, he has friends in high places who can bring down a world of hurt on the mob and their operations.

I’m guessing this was a heat of the moment thing, possibly involving a prostitute. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if whoever hit him is no longer among the living.

[goodwithagun]

Hmmm. Isn’t obama a lefty?