Skip to comments.Obama's Hawaiian Winter Holiday Is in the Bank
Posted on 01/04/2015 7:32:00 AM PST by NOBO2012
I cannot believe it: the Wons 16 day vacation is over and theyre on their way back to the Big White already. It seems like they just left. Butt if the Wons vacation is over, so is everyone elses.
So youre up to speed, lets review how Big Guy spent his winter vacation. Its really amazing how much Big Guy can squeeze into a mere 16 days: 9 rounds of golf (54 for the year, 214 since taking office, if anyones still keeping score. Of course no scores were released as they, like college grades, could prove to be embarrassing)
And because its none of your bees wax, thats why
5 beach trips,1 snorkeling expedition (where the beaches, normally packed this time of year, were swept clean so as not to annoy and inconvenience all those on holiday by all the helicopters flying overhead and the dozens of Secret Service personnel milling around),
Besides, you can wave at Dear Leader from the road as he drives by
1 hike into the mountains, 1 luau with friends, 12 hours at the gym *ahem* working out,
1 phone call to the bride and groom of a wedding relocated due to one of those golf outings (Im sure the call more than made up for the inconvenience of relocating at the last minute)
Everything is fine: BO still has his phone and his putter
1 shaved ice outing with Wee Won One,
1 two and a half hour dinner at Alan Wongs upscale restaurant where money is no object as long as you have plenty of it, and 1 three hour 17 course meal at a really upscale and exclusive restaurant, the Vintage Cave of Waikiki, where the prix fixe menu starts at $295 per person although thats for the ordinary elite. For those privileged few for whom money is really no object, the per head price is much higher. And while membership in such an exclusive club can run you $500k, Big Guy received a complimentary lifelong diplomatic membership. Because, you know, membership does have its privileges:
Although as a rule thats not a concept we normally embrace: neither the membership part which is frequently just a dog whistle for racist exclusion - or the privileges part which is, well, you know white)
Although Big Guy is still a big fan of their jackets:
Member of the Members Only ® Club since 1980
All in all a good vacation, in no small part because Big Guy pretty much followed his own good advice:
Obama also warned press pool members against imbibing certain drinks while in Hawaii. "Be careful about those fruity drinks," he said.
"They might have a little kick."
So thats it: Winter Holiday Vacation 2014-15 is a wrap and now its time to get back to doing our work to the American People.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
DAMN! - that was way to short.
Hopefully they finished that bigger WH fence while they were gone to keep him out.../s
I don’t go to the gym but in picture three, is that normal? To use the bench as a piece of step-up equipment? Also, it seems he does exercises that are designed for Michelle or a woman.
He’s averaged about 43 per year, and now this year he got in 54. Maybe he’ll “play out” his term and do nothing else???
Yeah I get the joke but also there is nothing wrong with body surfing its a lot of fun
The millions of tax dollars he spent on himself and everyone who tagged along was well spent. Every day he’s on the course or on vacation, is a day he’s not destroying the US.
“Every day hes on the course or on vacation, is a day hes not destroying the US.”
Don’t worry. Valerie Jarrett, Eric Holder, Julian Castro, John Kerry, Jeh Johnson, Sylvia Matthews Burrell, Gina McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and many others are perfectly capable of filling in when POTUS is on vacation. The work of the state is not being neglected.
Tet is coming up in in February. They will have to take a couple of weeks vacation for that, I’m sure. Maybe they will go somewhere luxurious for Groundhog day before that.
way to short what? rising stocks?
Obama being gone on vacation. I be happy to see them take the next two years off.
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