Posted on 01/03/2015 12:07:36 PM PST by John Semmens
Senator Harry Reid was injured when a home exercise apparatus he was using collapsed under him. The former Majority Leader suffered broken bones in his face and ribs.
Though his injuries were described as "relatively minor," Reid's anger at the Koch brothers was not. "I don't know how they did it, but their insidious campaign of terror against this country's legitimate leaders must be stopped," Reid demanded.
Doubtful that a judicial remedy could suffice due to lack of evidence, Reid vowed he would "call upon the President to utilize his newly asserted executive authority to ensure that justice is meted out to these malefactors." A possible resolution according to Reid would be "to ship them off to Gitmo," where recent releases of incarcerated terrorists have opened up numerous vacancies.
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I’m guessing the angel assigned to Reid didn’t know his own strength.
It was grease made by those Bastard Koch brothers that caused 102 year Harry to slip...
They had a special batch made up by their companies just to prey on Harry.
The Huffington Post will publish it and millions of walking dead liberals will eat it up.
it will be posted on Facebook before midnight.
He was drunk.
LOL.
almost plausible.
Now we know what happens when a dumbbell breaks.
My husband read that the truth about Reid’s accident was that he was reading on the treadmill, mis-stepped and fell. No equipment map-function.
Exercise is very bad for Harry The Reid’s health , LOL
He, Pelosi, Boehner, and McConnell sellout, I mean answer to other parties instead of their constituents at home. Yeah, Harry’s injuries happened on a home exercise machine, uh OK if you say so.
Hey Harry.....put your money where your mouth is....defective equipment....where is the lawyer to file damages...
And your doctor.....anyone over 70 years of age supposed to get a sign off from their doctor...including a bone density scan....before undertaking weight lifting.....file another damages claim.....
and your financial adviser.....didn't you get advise to take out appropriate insurance.....?
lol
John - you are a genius!
This clown could F-—up a wet dream!
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