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Police Harassment Joke
Email | 25 DECEMBER 2014 | Email

Posted on 12/25/2014 7:01:02 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist

Police Harassment: Recently, the Chula Vista, California Police Department ran a forum with the local community with the topic being, "Community Policing."

One of the civilian participants posed the following question: "I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?

From the "other side," Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:

"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people.

Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents.

At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty.

So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents.

When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass.

This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.

What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.

The tools available to us are as follow:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment.

Another popular one: "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licenses and the like.

It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours to determine why they didn't want to talk to us.

STATUTES: When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc...They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.

After you read the statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them.

Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It's a really cool system that we've set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some people.

Next time you are in my town, give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those codes. It means, "You can't harass me." It's one of our favorites.

Hopefully sir, this has clarified to you a little bit better how we harass the good citizens of Chula Vista.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: donut; harass; leo; police
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To: CodeToad
"The guards of the Jewish camps for the Nazi were just doing their jobs, too. Sorry, “Just doing my job” means when we hold the cop accountable we’re just doing our job too."

Agree 100%!

And, after all, 1/2 of the cops are below average (assuming gaussian distribution). ;0)

21 posted on 12/25/2014 1:29:39 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: CodeToad

I think that they gave up the quota thing years ago in most places. I know that in California, quotas are actually prohibited by state law, as they should be.

Nowdays, they can give out as many traffic tickets as they want, no quota, no limit!


22 posted on 12/25/2014 1:43:49 PM PST by absalom01 (You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
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To: CyberAnt
Merry Christmas to you and your family, and thank you so much for your service to America.

Why thank you sir. 😊

23 posted on 12/25/2014 2:50:59 PM PST by Mark17 (So gracious and tender was He. I claimed Him that day as my savior, this stranger of Galilee)
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