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Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS
DuffelBlog ^ | 27NOV14 | G-Had

Posted on 11/27/2014 6:17:48 AM PST by Future Snake Eater

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1 posted on 11/27/2014 6:17:48 AM PST by Future Snake Eater
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To: Future Snake Eater

Did you see how Obama pardoned the turkey by making the sign of the cross over it, with his left hand?

He should have done it using the sign of the crescent moon.


2 posted on 11/27/2014 6:26:29 AM PST by 353FMG
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To: Future Snake Eater

Did you see how Obama pardoned the turkey by making the sign of the cross over it, with his left hand?

He should have done it using the sign of the crescent moon.


3 posted on 11/27/2014 6:26:53 AM PST by 353FMG
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To: Future Snake Eater

Next comes the american turkey beheading video


4 posted on 11/27/2014 6:32:33 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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"I won't parrot the administration's line on this, but perhaps pardoning should no longer be a cardinal rule," declared KS Rep. Blaine Finch. "Terrorist cells can be nesting anywhere, and it seems the White House has been just winging it all along."
5 posted on 11/27/2014 6:32:36 AM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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LOL. I’ve never seen so many bad puns in one place before.


6 posted on 11/27/2014 6:35:28 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Future Snake Eater

OMG! Pun alert! Pun alert!


7 posted on 11/27/2014 6:38:43 AM PST by winner3000
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Ex-cel-lent!


8 posted on 11/27/2014 6:41:43 AM PST by moovova
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Ironically, some news reports are circulating that, after being accused by ISIS of being a double-agent for the Mossad or CIA, al-Turki may end up getting beheaded anyway.

The author clearly reads Zerohedge.

9 posted on 11/27/2014 6:42:00 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: Future Snake Eater

FUNNY, thanks.


10 posted on 11/27/2014 6:42:30 AM PST by kitkat (STORM HEAVEN WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
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This is not the first bird Obama has flipped.


11 posted on 11/27/2014 6:43:25 AM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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oh jeez oh pete, that should be “eggs-ellent”


12 posted on 11/27/2014 6:45:59 AM PST by j. earl carter
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Post of the day! That’s hilarious!


13 posted on 11/27/2014 6:56:22 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Future Snake Eater

What a funny site! Never read it before. Thanks!

‘Ashton Kutcher on Short List for Secretary of Defense’ LOL!


14 posted on 11/27/2014 7:04:54 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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Ha haaaa!!!

Good stuff. If Obola wants to get a few digs in at his political opponents then what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

15 posted on 11/27/2014 7:15:59 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Good one. Hits Obola right in the giblets.


16 posted on 11/27/2014 7:17:06 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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He’ll make a nice bride for someone.


17 posted on 11/27/2014 7:17:28 AM PST by McGruff (If you like your current Democracy you can keep it. Period.)
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LOL!

Since you didn't label this satire (G-Had), I should get huffy and demand a Congressional inquiry over this security breakdown.

18 posted on 11/27/2014 7:20:49 AM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: Future Snake Eater

Now that there was funny!


19 posted on 11/27/2014 7:20:54 AM PST by Da Coyote
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Are you sure it was popcorn. The rumour is that Popcorn murdered Mac and Cheese and was given a Pardon by the President and Popcorn asked to be flown out of the country immediately. Barack did not want any murdering turkeys around the country, so he thought it was best to ship the bird to ISIS


20 posted on 11/27/2014 7:21:43 AM PST by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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