Studies show that there is a cultural difference that makes living in other areas of the country very difficult for people raised in New Joisey and New Yawk.
Stay out of all red states!
Let them move to California and that will cure the urge they will be glad to move back.
You don't rely on "The Crime Experts" to protect you from violent crime; rather, you defend yourself.
And, you actually (usually) get a fairly nice place to live for a fraction of the price of your creaky bug-infested decrepit little 600 sq. foot flat.
Yes indeedy, big cultural differences...
The other half already has moved.
Guess they don’t live down the shore.