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Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-19-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 11/19/2014 6:06:59 AM PST by NOBO2012

“Researchers are finding that Washington bureaucrats can get children to ‘choose’ healthy foods, but getting students to eat them is another task altogether.”

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“We have been thinking that if young children choose healthy food, they will eat it,” Susan M. Gross, PhD, MPH, a research associate in the Department of Population, Family and Reproductive Health at the Johns Hopkins University Bloomberg of Public Health

“But our research shows that is not necessarily so.” – eagnews

There’s a message in there somewhere. Something like “you can lead a horse to water… butt if you fill the trough with vinegar instead of fresh spring water they won’t drink it.” 

Put another way, you can guilt an awful lot of people into making the “correct” choice…

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You didn’t earn that on your own. Somebody else did that for you:

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…butt once they discover what it tastes like, they may still refuse to swallow it.

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So let me make this perfectly clear: we’ve shown you the correct choices so we are relying on you to choose the correct response. Specifically, appropriate restraint and acceptance as the organized Ferguson riots commence, the amnesty by pen order goes down, and moral equivalency is declared between Hamas and the Jewish state. Since you know the correct response, just shut up and eat your peas.

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Additionally, will you just stop bugging Barry about Jon Gruber and the Great American Swindle? He just wants to eat his waffle.

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So if you have any further complaints about the peas or the pea eating monster,

mo snap peamonster ate my peas

please take it up with somebody who gives a damn:

Eat-Your-Peas1H/T to one of MOTUS’ own Teahadists – ykwya!

And one last thought from our favorite philosopher:

calvin what's for dinner

Moral: refuse to eat anything if you have to taste it to find out what’s in it.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: amnesty; obama; obamacare; schoollunch

1 posted on 11/19/2014 6:06:59 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
“We have been thinking that if young children choose healthy food, they will eat it,” Susan M. Gross, PhD, MPH, a research associate in the Department of Population, Family and Reproductive Health at the Johns Hopkins University Bloomberg of Public Health “But our research shows that is not necessarily so.” – eagnews"

Do none of these people have kids? Anyone who's ever raised children could have told you this would be the outcome in five seconds.

2 posted on 11/19/2014 6:12:44 AM PST by circlecity
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To: NOBO2012

Back in the Dark Ages, during the Spanish Inquisition, (¿Puedo pedir prestado su lápiz, el lápiz azul?) I noticed that my fellow students always threw away their vegetables. Of course, they were cooked into mush and tasteless. But I often wondered why they tried to get us to eat stuff that obviously nobody wanted. They even examined the trash and noted that nobody ate broccoli that had been steamed to death. But they persisted. This was in the 1960’s and the schools were beginning to augment their income with vending machines. Most children noshed on chips and cookies and stopped eating the carefully balanced meals altogether.


3 posted on 11/19/2014 6:14:35 AM PST by Gen.Blather
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To: circlecity
“We have been thinking that if young children choose healthy food, they will eat it, but our research shows that is not necessarily so.”

Libs! Is there ANYTHING they won't believe if someone from the Inner Party says so? Why do I believe that Gruber was referring to his fellow Democrats? Personally, I feel there are only two types of Leftists, Stupid and Evil.

4 posted on 11/19/2014 6:23:47 AM PST by jonascord (It's sarcasm unless otherwise noted...)
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To: NOBO2012

No Justin, no peas! No Justin, no peas!

5 posted on 11/19/2014 6:26:56 AM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: NOBO2012
This kid would eat it.


6 posted on 11/19/2014 6:30:18 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: NOBO2012

The dork needs a knife to eat a waffle?


7 posted on 11/19/2014 6:38:30 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Thank You Rush

He’s a fag, whaddya want?


8 posted on 11/19/2014 7:18:40 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (The only people in the world who fear Obama are American citizens.)
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To: NOBO2012
There’s a message in there somewhere. Something like “you can lead a horse to water… butt if you fill the trough with vinegar instead...

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

9 posted on 11/19/2014 7:26:21 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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To: NOBO2012

Butt= but

LOL


10 posted on 11/19/2014 7:47:32 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Gen.Blather
You know what, we had a apple vending machine in our school when I was a kid. I am 52 so would be in the 70s. There was no such thing as junk food or soda machine. I know today things are different.

I also know parents who still make lunches for their kids today. Today our lives are so harried. I am so glad I grew up when I did.

11 posted on 11/19/2014 8:19:41 AM PST by Uversabound (Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
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