Posted on 10/19/2014 11:02:24 AM PDT by John Semmens
First Lady Michelle Obama showed signs of increasing impatience with the Democrats voter base in her efforts to drum up enthusiasm for the Partys candidates. Too many of the voters who helped put Barack in office seem to be asleep at the wheel for these mid-term races, she complained.
Michelle speculated that poor diet may play an even bigger role than we thought. I mean, if a person is overweight feasting on junk food, getting up to go to the polls and vote may be too daunting a task. Weve done all we could to try to eliminate impediments to voting. More voters than ever had been freed from having their time taken up having to go to a job to earn a living. We give them public housing, food stamps, even free cell phones. Why cant they make the minimal effort to give Democrats their vote?
In related news, another court struck down another states voter ID requirement. In this case, the Arkansas Supreme Court negated a state law requiring voters to show a photo ID at the polls. It is hard enough to get the indolent segment of the population to make the effort to vote, the court ruled. Requiring them to show the same type of ID they must show to purchase liquor is an intolerable and unnecessary burden. Not taking the voters word that he is who he claims to be is an unconstitutional infringement on the right to vote.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/10/18/troops-being-deployed-to-ebola-zone-get-skimpy-training/
Where is the satire?
She should be glad she’s not counting on students to vote for her after her school lunch debacle.
I’ve been trying to tell you idiot marxists and globalists—lying has a price. Bigger lies have a bigger price.
It’s like gravity—you’ll never escape it.
Does this mean that”HOAX and CHAINS”is no longer working???
Is it also like”DingleBarrys”???????????????
You distracted me with all those question marks.
The only thing they’re “sick” of is your husband.
Their motivation is to vote him out .. too bad that can’t happen this election .. but the next best thing is to change the power in the Congress .. and see if they can get their act together.
Just like demanding to see legitimate proof of US citizenship from our Dear Leader is rassis!
Too many of the voters who helped put Barack in office seem to be asleep at the wheel for these mid-term races, she complained.
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Maybe your faux husband should stop running around the country begging for cash so you two can keep on living the high life after 2016 and get busy campaigning for your ‘peoples’ who are running scared because they may lose THEIR highlife livin’. (satire...kinda’)
That's what you get for "leading from behind"......snicker.
She’s smuggling crack!
Headline: Michele Obama regurgitates her school lunch
program...
LOL! Although I agree with other posters: where is the satire?!
Definitely packing felony weight.
lol!
Get the LARD out!
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