Down here in the part of Alabammy where I reside, not only do you have a whole passel of them with a Panama City license plate inked betwixt tuchis and tailbone, they’re also chain-smoking tanning bed addicts. They look 40 going on pine-box 80. And are arrogantly defensive of it. The Walmartians around here deserve their own special web site for anthropological purposes.
Hope they don't ever need an epidural...most medical people won't inject through a tat, not knowing the substance of the "ink".