Occupy Wall Street Dog Officially Begins Campaign for Oakland Mayorship

Pundit Press ^ | 10/2/14 | Aurelius

[therightliveswithus]

Occupy Oakland has finally found their candidate, who arguably has the same intelligence as them: a dog.

Called "Einstein," Occupy Oakland released a pun-laden announcement in February declaring the dog's intent to run for office.

As the group of ultra-liberals explained, "Einstein has thrown his collar in the ring, his leash in the pond, and his id chip in the circular file. Yes, Occupy Oakland’s unofficial official non-human with personhood status has announced, on the steps of City Hall, that he will be a candidate in Oakland’s mayoral race for 2014... ANOTHER OAKLAND IS POSSIBLE!"

Eight months since then, the campaign has officially begun. So, what are Einstein's platforms? Among them are "an end to “Orwellian surveillance,” the formation of a Public Bank of Oakland, maximum wage limits, and criminal penalties that are assigned based on a person’s wealth."

Einstein the Dog

[GraceG]

Dogs like politicians have aniother thing in common...

“They have lost their fear of man.” ~ Doc Thompson

[CrazyIvan]

The sixties recycled. Didn't SDS or some other commie front group campaign a pig for president once?

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

I would prefer Triumph the Insult Dog.

[Mygirlsmom]

Didn't SDS or some other commie front group campaign a pig for president once?

And here I thought 2008 was the first time that happened.

[GeronL]

, and criminal penalties that are assigned based on a person’s wealth."

So if your wealth comes from government, then you get the harshest criminal penalties? right??

lol

[LT Brass Bancroft]

Dogs have loyalty, so there’s that.

[Maceman]

This is the kind of thing that can be used against Elizabeth Warren if Hillary loses to her in the the primaries.

I think Warren's biggest electoral vulnerability is her own damning words, in which she publicly claims to have created the looney, juvenile, business destroying, socially disruptive, disease-laded, out of control, intellectually bankrupt, philosophically incoherent, America-hating, unsanitary, disgusting, left-wing extremist temper-tantrum movement called Occupy Wall Street:

“I created much of the intellectual foundation for what they do,” she says. “I support what they do.”

Conservatives need to endlessly tie her to Occupy Wall Street, recapping the horrific images of its appalling behavior:

VIDEO: Occupy Wall Street - Students occupied TD Bank 11.17.

VIDEO: Everyday Rebellion presents: Occupy Wall Street/Shut down Citibank, #S17

Minneapolis/St Paul Business Journal: Occupy Wall Street protesters close Wells Fargo HQ in S.F.

New York Times: For Some, Wall Street Is Main Street

[CrazyIvan]

Here ya’ go, It was the Yippies.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigasus_(politics)

[areukiddingme1]

“...ultra-liberals explained...”

Isn’t this the same pack of geniuses that gave us the current resident. Sorry, their credibility is completely shot.

But isn’t it cute when these filthy unemployed vile creatures come up with something funny, I mean I’m just dying laughing. Aren’t they just precious little snowflakes.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

“...and criminal penalities that are assigned based on a person’s wealth.”

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I heard Finland has a version of that so-called concept.
If a millionaire is pulled over for speeding or some other traffic violation, his fine is based on his income, or perhaps net worth.

[PATRIOT1876]

The dog is slightly more intelligent than the average Occupier

[PATRIOT1876]

The Occutards are like the other Socialist brown shirts from 75 years ago. Both groups are unwitting pawns, both anti-Semitic, hateful and destructive.

The main difference between them is that the Occupiers are much, much stupider

[amnestynone]

Good idea he will (if he becoems Mayor) chase speeders and keep the fire hydrants and trees clean.

[Bigg Red]

Occupy Oakland has finally found their candidate, who arguably has the same intelligence as them....

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I guarantee his has a higher level of moral conscience.