Candidate Says Illegal Immigrants Have Earned Right to Receive Welfare [Fiction]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

[TexasFreeper2009]

Did the guy that just jumped the fence at the white house earn it too? I mean you would think Obama would have welcomed him in! and what’s up with the fence around the white house to begin with? I thought the left said fences are useless.

[V_TWIN]

You need to quit, your making my blood pressure go up. lol

[freedumb2003]

>>“If we cut them off from benefits it’s like we’re telling them they wasted their time coming here,” Vitelli contended. “

That is indeed the message we should be sending.

>>That seems a cold and unwelcoming attitude to me.”

Put them up at your house, pay for their food, clothe them and set up a school in your backyard. If yo don’t do these things it is YOU who is cold and unwelcoming.

[freedumb2003]

DANG!!!!

GOT ME!!!

DANG AGAIN!

[buffyt]

DID THEY PAY INTO THE SYSTEM????????????

[GeronL]

lol

How much food stamps do you earn an hour, Javier?

[I want the USA back]

Hey politicians! you didn’t ask me if I mind paying the taxes that go to the new arrivals.

[Not now, Not ever!]

Niggardly

Look at what he called them, he must be a Racist!!

[Sam Gamgee]

Ah, were back to the liberal fantasy of money trees again.

[rdcbn]

Apparently, Lois Lerner does not have the corner on the market for nose in the air arrogance in the Democrat Party combined with a snobbish disdain for the little people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_3SXQHUH

Simply amazing

[jmaroneps37]

Democrats are morons. Any questions?

[sima_yi]

Any time I read a headline and feel my blood pressure spike, as I just did, I immediately look to see who the poster is.

Another classic, John.

[rdcbn]

Bad Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_3SXQHUHok

State Senator Eloise Vitelli at her best supporting welfare for illegal immigrants.

[meadsjn]

This is a hoax article and headline; this is not satire.
You can look up the definition of satire, and you can find some samples of real satire.

Your purpose for posting this trash is to discredit Free Republic, FR posters, and other conservative sites by tricking posters into reposting links to your hoax articles as if they were true.

[MeshugeMikey]

hmmm hmm hmmmmm ya go to sleep one night....and wake up to a whole new world.....

[montag813]

Grrr. Why not report what he actually said, instead of half-satire? We are trying to defeat these RATs.

[buffyt]

I said that to my friend, a liberal, democrat, bleeding heart, retired California teacher. I told her she should take in some of the illegal children from Central America!

her answer....

I might get ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!

[buffyt]

But aren’t you being REDUNDANT????

[buffyt]

His voters here in Texas pronounce it President Bahama!