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1 posted on 09/14/2014 6:42:48 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: marktwain

Marxist POS.


2 posted on 09/14/2014 6:45:44 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: marktwain

KC is approximately 800 miles from here to the East.

Thank God! I’d hate to be anywhere near those idiots.

(Speaking to you from the number 3-6 county with the highest number, per capita, of CCR’s)


3 posted on 09/14/2014 6:46:49 AM PDT by x1stcav (Leftism is like rust. It corrodes twenty-four hous a day.)
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To: marktwain
I agree with the mayor, so I left my weapon and a box of ammunition on the table, and put a webcam on it.

Curiously, my weapon never loaded itself, never left the table, and never committed acts of violence.

So I sent the following letter:

Dear Mayor James,
My firearm does not seem to be committing acts of violence. I think it is defective. Would you please issue some funds so I can replace it with a more violent gun?
Hugs and kisses,

Laz

4 posted on 09/14/2014 6:46:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: marktwain
Too much violins?

Maybe they need more cowbell.

5 posted on 09/14/2014 6:47:00 AM PDT by Paladin2
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It is forbidden in Kansas City to mention anything about any suspects in violent crime in this city. They are all mysterious citizens and youths who have no names, for whom no photographs exist, and they have no known associates. They are like the ghost riders in the sky, descending from those cloudy draws, committing acts of violence that are destroying many of the city’s iconic locations, and then disappearing into the mists.

The Mayor does have a solution, however. More money and programs for his favorite neighborhoods. That is sure to solve this nonexistent problem.


8 posted on 09/14/2014 6:55:12 AM PDT by centurion316
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Can see a future headline now...

"Man sentenced for murder freed from prison...his gun confesses to the murder."

10 posted on 09/14/2014 7:06:02 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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Wow, I have lots of guns, maybe I should be worried that one of them may become violent, even though they have all been pretty well behaved so far. Maybe they are like pit bulls, nice dogs until they just turn....


11 posted on 09/14/2014 7:12:52 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun free zones?)
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Hmmm... Is “breathing” committed by Oxygen?


12 posted on 09/14/2014 7:24:13 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Blaming human actions on inanimate items as some sort of witch doctor might do doesn't get you very far where logic and reason have a foothold. Obviously hizzoner knows his constituency.

Oh, and his choice in ties is… "interesting."

Mr. niteowl77

13 posted on 09/14/2014 7:30:07 AM PDT by niteowl77 (The five stages of Progressive persuasion: lecture, nudge, shove, arrest, liquidate.)
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The other day, Mayor James held a celebrity-studded event aimed at discouraging truancy and celebrating local youngsters who had somehow motivated themselves to attend school and were now the better for it. It was one of any number of admirable things that Sly James has done as mayor.

Except that one of the most prominently-featured celebrities was a KC native who has attained great “success” as a gangsta rapper, Tech N9ne.

Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/09/kc_mayor_touts_gangsta_rapper_as_role_model.html?print=1#ixzz3DIkAuETh


14 posted on 09/14/2014 7:44:22 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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Here in Wisconsin there’s probably more guns than the population of around five million. None of the cites, except for Milwaukee, are shooting galleries despite the amount of firepower. Why is that?


17 posted on 09/14/2014 8:05:38 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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Sounds like this was the result of a black politician making the usual pandering statement that was then re-arranged by a blonde news bimbo to meet her own worldview. Neither participant is in the least connected to any reality or common sense generally recognized by the rest of us.


18 posted on 09/14/2014 8:08:08 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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Smith & Wesson LIVE Gun-Cam

Gun Cam is Active
19 posted on 09/14/2014 8:15:19 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: marktwain

“...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.”-Seneca “The Younger”.

“A sword never kills anyone. It is a tool in the killer’s hand.” -Seneca (Lucius Annaeus, Seneca They Youner 4BC-65AD.)


22 posted on 09/14/2014 8:35:21 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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Morons run KCMO & the disaster of a school system. Thank God I moved.


23 posted on 09/14/2014 8:35:35 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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Didn’t know beheadings were done with guns.


24 posted on 09/14/2014 9:15:06 AM PDT by bgill
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Violence is committed by guns.

If that is the case, there would be more guns in prison and on Death Roll then people.

25 posted on 09/14/2014 9:17:32 AM PDT by WesternPacific (The herded sheep have finally arrived at the slaughter house.)
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