Posted on 06/28/2014 6:03:45 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
A cross-dressing man upset about losing his cellphone at a North Park restaurant flew into a violent rage there today, hurling objects that injured two diners before stealing someone else's phone and fleeing.
The man -- dressed in a black ruffled skirt and a leopard-print bikini top -- entered the Denny's in the 2400 block of El Cajon Boulevard shortly before 12:30 p.m. and told a worker he lost his mobile phone in the business earlier in the week, according to San Diego police.
He demanded to see surveillance video to try to determine what had happened to his phone, and became irate when a manager said such a viewing would be against regulations, Lt. Andra Brown said.
The man and a female customer then got into an argument, during which he picked up a serving skillet and hit her on the head with it. She responded by dousing him with coffee, Brown said.
During his rampage, the man also hurled a coffee mug that hit a retirement-age patron in the chest and threw a soup ladle, drinking glasses and silverware around the restaurant.
Finally, he grabbed a customer's cellphone and stormed out. He drove off in a green Volkswagen Beetle, Brown said.
Medics took the woman and man hit by the utensils to hospitals for treatment of minor injuries.
As you approach the table just scream “STOP LOOKING AT MY CROTCH YOU FREAKING PERVERT!”
Then walk quietly away. Then when the manager comes over tell him he was licking his lips and you are greatly offended and want him gone.
If he throws you out, half the customers will walk with you.
Now we know where the people of Walmart come from.
We have one in my neighborhood that walks around in 80’s platform shoes, white fish-net stockings, a big white purse clutched firmly on his elbow. He wears a short, and I do mean short plaid, pleated skirt, and a very loud pink floral print top.
Everytime I see him, the lyrics “I feel pretty, oh so pretty...” goes through my mind.
Where’s the pictures?
LOL!
LOL! Start practicing because you know it will come in handy some day.
Further proof the homos are mentally disturbed...
“Keep your hands to yourself or I’ll keep them in a jar!”
Unfortunately so!
Stop it! lol
In my case.....heavy ashtrays were flying.
How precious.
“My honey, my baby, don’t put my love up on no shelf
“She” said ‘Don’t gimmie no lines and keep your hands to yourself1’”
-Georgia Satellites
;)
Lol!
Yup, that is the quote!
I stood and watched two queens slap, scratch, and bite each other, the “b” slur thick as molasses over some minor thing.
No heavy items in flight, just pushing, shoving, chairs falling over.
Dunno about after I walked away.
Lol!
He really does sound cross.
It was upset because the phone had pictures of it dressed in normal man’s clothing.
Baby, baby, baby, why you gon’ treat me this way? ;)
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