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To: Darksheare

As you approach the table just scream “STOP LOOKING AT MY CROTCH YOU FREAKING PERVERT!”

Then walk quietly away. Then when the manager comes over tell him he was licking his lips and you are greatly offended and want him gone.

If he throws you out, half the customers will walk with you.


42 posted on 06/28/2014 6:37:38 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Norm Lenhart

“Keep your hands to yourself or I’ll keep them in a jar!”


48 posted on 06/28/2014 6:42:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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