Skip to comments.Transforming to a Transvestite: A Eurovision Winner Only a Mother Could Love
Posted on 05/11/2014 7:29:11 AM PDT by NOBO2012
I confess, when I woke up and saw this headline on Drudge I was concerned: Bearded Drag Queen Wins!
What a relief to discover it wasnt another Lady M first. It was actually Conchita Wurst, aka Tom from Austria who won the Eurovision Song Contest.
Ms. Wurst's onstage drag persona was created by a 25-year-old singer named Thomas Neuwirth. Sporting a skintight glittery dress, long brown hair and a beard, Ms. Wurst won the contest with a song titled "Rise Like A Phoenix."
Despite singing with a British accent, his/her native language is Austrian (h/t BHO).
Nor does Conchita have much else in common with MO: aside from the smallish boobage, and being a bit thick in the middle,
he/she isnt built anything like Lady M. No luscious boo-tay and, as I notice hes wearing full sleeves, I assume he doesnt have fantabulous toned arms either. Plus I note he has perfect posture.
So nice try drag queen Lady M wannabe - and although you sure can sing like a girl, theres really no comparison. Mo is a very powerful world figure, delivering important messages like #BanBossie and #BringOurGirlsHome and posing for selfies at college commencements.
Besides, I have it on good authority that who Conchita really wants to emulate is Kimmy Kardashian:
He/shes going to need to make some major investment in pillows in that case. Those boobs and derrière arent going to pump themselves up.
Still, I think we need to acknowledge Conchitas debt to MOs fashion sense, as he/she seems to copy her impeccable style at every turn:
Lady M had no comment on Conchitas historic win, and spent Mothers Day weekend empathizing around the country and across the world. First she empathized with the Nigerian families whose daughters have been kidnapped by taping Big Guys Weekly Address for him,
This unconscionable act was committed by a terrorist group determined to keep these girls from getting an education grown men attempting to snuff out the aspirations of young girls.
which is funny, because I thought that the Boko Haram were incensed by an internet video about Muhammad.
"In these girls, Barack and I see our own daughters. We see their hopes, their dreams - and we can only imagine the anguish their parents are feeling right now."
During Boo-Rocks early campaigns, when MO wasnt comfortable speaking to the little people yet, someone tried to coach her in the political skill of appearing sincere. They told her she could relate to people better by learning to empathize; to relate to their feelings rather than focusing on her own. She interpreted that to mean make it about you and thats how weve been empathizing ever since. Well, that and the I feel your pain face, also known as Bitchy Resting Face syndrome.
Butt I dont want to distract from the historic news story of the day: A triumph for tolerance! The world has its first ever transvestite star!
Following the win, Ms. Wurst said "this night is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom...we are unity and we are unstoppable."
it just showed me that there are people out there who want to go into the future and go on, you know, not stepping back or thinking in the past.
Yeah, well, tell that to Boko Haram. They and their ilk still think its okay to kill people like you, Conchita. As do all the other Islamic fascists that want Sharia law to replace Western jurisprudence. In order to allow them to kill homosexuals, mutilate and sell little girls into slavery and kill them if they bring shame on the family in any way. Butt yay! Lets hear it for those open-minded Euros: Now they have their very own drag queen! With a beard!!
And as everybody knows, every man needs a good beard.
Happy Mothers Day out there - to all you mothers and everybody who has or ever had a mother!
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
In before the shave.
I am sure there will be a phone call from the White House to congratulate the Drag Queen.
Wow, I’ve seen ugly legs on a man before but those shanks are UGLY!
The results were purely political.
Michelle Obama a Man?
Cultural Marxist brainwashing has been a complete success.
“A Eurovision winner only a mother could love.”
Better hide Mom’s glasses,Thomas is coming to visit her.
He reminds me of that satanic goat statue in Oklahoma.
Still better looking than Michelle.
This is just too funny. Political correctness and stupidity squared.
#1: None of the PC commentators seem to be able to remember as far back as last century (1998 to be exact - I had to look up the year) which was the last time a trans gender person won this silly competition. But she was Israeli so probably does not count.
#2: Conchita Wurst (sausage) from Austria; it certainly puts Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno in a special light. It is difficult to be a satirist these days.
#3: Apparently the Austrian singer and the Austrian broadcasting committee remembered a movie from the early eighties but none of the juries did. Which one? Tootsie of course.... or how to win fame and fortune in a PC world.
I don’t understand the whole article referring to the dude as a ‘she’. They clearly state that it’s a dude in woman’s clothing. Drag queen. There’s no fake female, pretend to be a chick, etc. They admit he’s a dude. So why continually use the female pronouns?
This obviously was meant as a big FU to Putin.
To Putin AND to every heterosexual Caucasian male. Most normal males don’t watch this event, but it is still a mental health hazard when this is the first and almost only news event in every “newspaper” on and off the net for at least a whole day.
Indeed, that’s probably why he favors long elegant gowns. And, it turns out his arms are long and toned.
Laser treatment for face/neck is expensive and PAINFUL.
Looks like he needs a LOT! Would be a huge improvement though.
So much for western civilization. I guess the only way to get ahead now is to be homosexual or some other deviant cross dressing pervert.
The anti-Putin theme was mentioned in news coverage - it was said that the Russian contestants were booed by the crowd - but that otherwise Eurovision was “non-political.”
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