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TEST: You a Dem, a Republican... or a Texan?
Reaganite Republican ^
| 16 April 2014
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 04/15/2014 9:16:25 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife And two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a SIG Sauer 9mm, and you're an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· We need to raise taxes.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!
Republican's Answer: BANG!
Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! -click-
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! -click-
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or hollow-points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!
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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: crime; defense; guns
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To: Mastador1
Didn’t you get that part about “not taking this to the taxidermist?”
I settle for the knife (suitably engraved with name, date, and location) hanging over the fireplace.
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posted on
04/15/2014 10:11:53 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
To: Little Ray
Didn’t you get that part about “not taking this to the taxidermist?” No, sorry I never learned to read that much into a sentence. :-(
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posted on
04/15/2014 10:19:29 AM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Mastador1
I try to listen carefully to my wife’s instructions!
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posted on
04/15/2014 10:23:32 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
To: Reaganite Republican
Don't think there is a 9mm SIG that holds 12 round unless someone forgot to load to capacity. Then again who carries a spare mag downloaded to 8.
Don't mind me though I'm just a damn yankee gun nut.
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posted on
04/15/2014 10:29:11 AM PDT
by
Durus
(You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
To: NorthMountain
Winchester Silvertips are hollowpoints. That was the first thing I noticed.
To: Durus
A Yankee gun nut is a Yankee this Southerner is proud to know, and can get along with.
To: Little Ray
I try to listen carefully to my wife’s instructions! Sadly I am deaf in one ear, I get in trouble a lot! :^ )
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posted on
04/15/2014 10:31:24 AM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Mastador1
New York Republican who moved to Texas.
BANG, BANG, BANG.
Now, where to hide the body.
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posted on
04/15/2014 10:35:05 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
To: Resolute Conservative; reg45
Texans rarely run out of ammo.Raised in Texas and Arizona, I can attest to that. Never without 50 rounds at least in Constitutional Carry Country. 500 if I have a car and a pack beast. Always in mags, ready to go.
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posted on
04/15/2014 10:36:12 AM PDT
by
no-s
(when democracy is displaced by tyranny, the armed citizen still gets to vote)
To: backwoods-engineer
I would be a damn yankee TX transplant in a heartbeat if I could talk my wife into moving.
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posted on
04/15/2014 11:04:08 AM PDT
by
Durus
(You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
To: reg45
Sounds like his kids could lend him a few rounds lol
To: Graewoulf
Thank you... thankyouverymuch
To: no-s
To: Reaganite Republican
Ended too early. The argument about taxidermy was just getting started.
And I would like to include an extra bit, of Texas and EC Horror Comic, showing the whole family, all now with sharpened teeth, having a BBQ with the decedent and all their sharp toothed friends.
To: klb99
There’s no dem that would have a loaded Sig AND be an expert shot.....
He was really a RINO...thats why he had a gun and family
True dems don’t believe in families
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posted on
04/15/2014 11:59:36 AM PDT
by
philly-d-kidder
(AB-Sheen"The truth is the truth if nobody believes it,a lie is still a lie, everybody believes it")
To: NorthMountain
The dad does know, but his 4 year old son may not know the difference yet.
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posted on
04/15/2014 12:58:15 PM PDT
by
TxAg1981
To: Reaganite Republican
My answer:
Bang! x 9! w/ .45 JHP 230 grn - Hornady XTP
CLICK!!!!
Oops!!!
New Mag!
REPEAT!!!
Finish Him!!!
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posted on
04/15/2014 2:55:19 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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