albino camel contemplating a needle......for our consulate in Pakistan.
The joke is the Muzzies don't know that represents
an excerpt from the Bible....often quoted by Christians.
With all the horrible news going on right now in the world, lets have some fun on this thread.
I want to nominate my favorite, the one the BBC did years ago about the Spaghetti trees.
Cover the toilet with Saran wrap.
Knock knock
The joke is the Muzzies don't know that represents
an excerpt from the Bible....often quoted by Christians.
President Barack Hussein Obama.
The high voices in the choir have been provided by boys for more than five centuries. In future, high vocal parts will be performed by altos breathing helium.
Alas....she told about 20 people and had to undo the tale. So fun!!
I keep hoping the re-election of Obama was an April fools joke, that’s gone on too long.
Toothpaste under the driver’s side door handle this morning.
Hubby didn’t find it nearly as hilarious as I did.
Tonight’s prank involves crime scene tape & chalk outlines on the driveway. This one is tried and true & great for pranking neighbors.
At the local radio station here, people know the radio dj’s like free food, so someone is bringing in Oreos filled with toothpaste....
Rand Paul bought a man’s suit??????
Daughter’s school was a bus ride away on the opposite side of a rickety old draw bridge over the Atlantic Intracoastal Waterway in NE Florida. I came home one April 1st and told her that a barge had come loose, hit it and that the bridge would be shut down for at least the next 6 weeks.
Needless to say, she was nearly apoplectic - I let her twist in the wind for about 10 minutes, finally asking her what day it was.
The bruises remain. They’re deep, but they’re there.
Third Grade prank:
The school administrators went on a tear dictating what the students had to eat and the students had to eat everything the students were given to eat whether they wanted that much or not. In response, a plan was made to see the teachers live up to their own rules after a series of pranks confronted them with some unlikey things to eat. One of the more innocent gambits went like this:
The school lunch tables had blocks of USDA butter/margarine put out on a plate. We took one of them and hollowed out the inside of the block, filled it with the USDA molasses, and sealed it up again with the butter/margarine that had been carved out. Then we slipped it onto the teachers’ lunch table and waited for the fun to begin. When the trap was sprung, the students asked the teachers what they were eating?
Obamacare reaches goal enrollment as of March 31.
CNN Ceases Flight MH370 Reporting Until Definitive Evidence Is Discovered.
Burger king has been running ads for the new “left handed whopper”.
I thought it was pretty good. (the ad, not the whopper. Who would eat left handed food, eewww!)
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