And now for an educational Valentine's poem from Cupid Obama

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[The Looking Spoon]

Obviously this is Photoshopped, you can tell by the hair on his chest. Sorry for the visual right before you go out with your loved ones. Well, not really... ;-P

[Nachum]

Obama’s poem...

I don’t believe in Valentines Day
It’s a capitalistic holiday
but here’s a token of my esteem
Russian Borscht with Sour Cream

[Kirkwood]

Commies are red.
Liberals are pink.
I don’t see the difference.
I think they both stink.

[bicyclerepair]

Dear _resident, you suck you commie bastid.

the end.

[Kirkwood]

I think that is prose and not poetry.

[golux]

Commies were Red
Liberals were Blue
I have five social security numbers and am essentially from Indonesia furthermore I can’t even do a day’s work without killing an Ambassador or running away to Martha’s Vinyard,
or Hawaii,
Where they also hate me,
so F. U.

[Huskrrrr]

Insert boot into butt.

[ronnie raygun]

Roses are red violets are green
we never stopped thinking you were a queen

[CatherineofAragon]

I really wish I had never clicked on this thread.

[trebb]

Roses are red,
Times are hard,
Here's your F'n,
Valentine card.