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To: The Looking Spoon
“I’m going to KILL the person that put the Ex-lax in my Hash brownies”
To: The Looking Spoon
I was going to suggest he is making a prayer that his term of office get done quickly........a sentiment with which we could all share............... regrettably, a friend suggested this idea:
“ Dear Allah, please make my 72 virgins all handsome young guys?”
To: The Looking Spoon
Axelrod: “Aww geez... there he goes posing as a Christian again!”
4 posted on
02/08/2014 4:19:38 PM PST by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: The Looking Spoon
It is an, “oh man why did I ever think I could do this job”, moment!
5 posted on
02/08/2014 4:20:24 PM PST by
Red_Devil 232
((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
To: The Looking Spoon
“I’m sick and tired of people refusing to recognize that I’m the Messiah!”
6 posted on
02/08/2014 4:22:00 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: The Looking Spoon
Dear allah. How much longer do I have to pretend I care about The United States and what happens to it?
To: The Looking Spoon
8 posted on
02/08/2014 4:23:27 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The only way women can "have it all" is if men aren't allowed to have anything.)
To: The Looking Spoon
I can hold it! I can hold it in until I get to the bathroom!
To: The Looking Spoon
“If I concentrate real hard I can fart with no noticing”.
11 posted on
02/08/2014 4:27:19 PM PST by
Fzob
(Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
To: The Looking Spoon
“Alluah Ahkbar, I feel my ministry of propaganda is starting to turn on me. My fellow rats are running from me. Sherriff Arpaio are on to me. Just 2 years and 11 months to keep up the charade”
13 posted on
02/08/2014 4:28:31 PM PST by
diverteach
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
To: The Looking Spoon
14 posted on
02/08/2014 4:30:12 PM PST by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Please God! Don’t let Michelle put on that frilly see-through thing tonight.
15 posted on
02/08/2014 4:32:05 PM PST by
Starstruck
(If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Axelrod: "Just hold it a few more seconds. Okay Val, it's a print. Them yahoos at the prayer breakfast are going to eat this up."
16 posted on
02/08/2014 4:32:27 PM PST by
Slyfox
(We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
To: The Looking Spoon
"Whose idea was this ObamaCare bull****, anyway?"
17 posted on
02/08/2014 4:34:19 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(ObamaCare. The "global warming" of healthcare plans.)
To: The Looking Spoon
AXELROD: “What’s the matter, Chief?”
CHIEF: “Bad day, I lost my phone and my pen is stuck in my forehead.”
To: The Looking Spoon
“Allah, please prevent Reggie from posting the hot tub pics..!”
To: The Looking Spoon
“D@mn, WHY did I use that 5-iron on #16 ?! I coulda really broken 120 for once ...”
20 posted on
02/08/2014 4:44:08 PM PST by
mikrofon
(Get a Grip)
To: The Looking Spoon
someone needs to photoshop a banana in there
21 posted on
02/08/2014 4:47:26 PM PST by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: The Looking Spoon
ah Barry? You..,mmm ah....Okay? Barry?..BARRY?
22 posted on
02/08/2014 4:48:41 PM PST by
MeshugeMikey
("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
To: The Looking Spoon
I can’t do this with just one pen...
23 posted on
02/08/2014 4:49:31 PM PST by
savage woman
(see ya in Washington May 16th...)
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