[Mr. K]

He could ‘repeal’ it, which apparently means “enact something entirely new” in todays use of the word.

[rockrr]

Just change it to “The Washington Thin-Skins”? LOL

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

All the owner of the team has to do is say

“Show me where you have any authority granted to you under Executive Powers in the U.S. Constitution to own a corporation, and thus fire a CEO, or own the Redskins team, and thus tell me what to do about the Redskins trademark.”

Obama isn’t Corporate-owner in chief. The 1872 “rule” is Unconstitutional.

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

But I do get what you say. I wouldn’t doubt that her would try it, even though this is satire.

Sorry...Obama firing that CEO still irks me... Sorry to step on your satirical thread and all.

[tophat9000]

You know next they will go after the “Browns”

[TalBlack]

Carney insisted that the Constitution’s “insure domestic tranquility”

This is NOT NAZI like, this IS NAZI. This is OBVIOUSLY self-serving “reasoning”. The speed with which they are claiming greater and UTTERLY unconstiturtional power is spellbinding.

Gonna’ hafta’ get off our asses sooner or later...

[TalBlack]

Oh, I see ‘satire’. The lack of surprise or recognoition of satire upon reading such idiocy is notable.

[Usagi_yo]

isn’t one of Congresses enumerated powers the authority to regulate patents, copyrights, trademarks? Seems Obama is encroaching on Congressional powers again.

[Jim Scott]

What makes this kind of satire piece sardonic is the fact that we know Obama and the anti-freedom leftists that support him are absolutely capable of doing what the fake story outlines. Too often under Obama, what is satire today becomes the ugly truth, tomorrow.

[Delta 21]

I guess the times have changed but I can only remember the rage I felt at being (temporarily) banned from this site for posting from the onion and other such place.

I love satire, and you got me again.

[FlingWingFlyer]

The boy has the pen and phone to do it!

[GeronL]

New food labels to fight obesity

Taking a page from countries that plaster nasty images like black lungs on packs of cigarettes the administration announced today an effort to force all junk food makers to put a picture of Michelle Obama on their packages.

Jay Carney explained "You can't eat while gagging. Fresh fruits and vegetables are exempt, so people will be encouraged by this to eat healthier."

There will be several different images used at random to ensure that people do not get too accustomed to it.

"This is highly unconstitutional" said Mark Levin "There is a ban on cruel and unusual punishment"

There is no telling how long it will take to work its way through the courts.

[StormEye]

"Among the Executive Orders under consideration by the Obama Administration is one that would revoke the “Redskins” football team trademark."

If Obama and his Democrats don't like the name of your town, city or state they'll just take it upon themselves to rename it. And if Obama and his Democrats don't like your own name or the names of your children or what you've named your cat or dog, they'll just change that by "executive decree."

From now on every American's middle name will be Hussein as decreed by Obama and his Democrats.

[yank in the UK]

Let’s call them “The Washington Rednecks”. The politically correctophile white idiots wouldn’t be offended, or have issue with that name.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

One of these daily “straws” will eventually break the camel’s back. Is this the one or will it be the next one? 200,000,000 people are going to get fed up with this arrogant tyrant one day. (The other 160,000,000 are worried about Justin Bieber’s career).

[JoeFromSidney]

the Miami University teams used to be the Redskins. Then a politically correct President and Board of Trustees changed the name to Redhawks. However, they retained the copyright to Miami Redskins, so no one else could sell memorabilia using the old logo or name. Legal but rotten.

[BigDaddyTX]

Which one is Satire?

[BigDaddyTX]

Johnny says...

[fatima]

President should get a life.

[BigDaddyTX]

Johnny wants to make FR a better place, one rainbow at a time!