Have You Seen the Tacky Hip-Hop Uniforms Team USA has been Saddled with at Sochi 2014?

Reaganite Republican ^ | 23 January 2014 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

Crowning achievement in Obama's comprehensive 

international humiliation of the United States is here-

good reason not to smile

Designed by Ralph Lauren, the opening-cermony uniforms released today are garish, undignified, and downright embarrassing-
or am I silly for somehow expecting them expecting to look like impressive grown-ups?

To top it off, he's got 'RL' on every single item,

and the sweater says 'Polo' rather than 'USA'...

Don't forget the goofy hat...

ecouterre   InHabitat   Freshness   h/t Michelle Fields

[Reaganite Republican]

***ping***

[skinkinthegrass]

no doubt, made in China.
..don't look for the union label.

[Nowhere Man]

Yuck! BTW, I always liked the Winter 1984 US Uniforms:

[slumber1]

Looks like those tacky Christmas sweaters you get from your elderly aunt

[driftdiver]

Well its not like someone wants to kill Americans there

[Resolute Conservative]

Raided the Biebs closet. I call those hats turds catchers as they always look to have a load in them.

[dfwgator]

Gay.

[circlecity]

"Looks like those tacky Christmas sweaters you get from your elderly aunt."

LOL. Bingo! you nailed it. I was trying to figure out what that reminded me of and that's it.

[Reaganite Republican]

I was just thinking they remind me of that ‘Tacky Christmas Sweaters’ and ‘Bad Family Xmas Photos’ websites lol

[Buckeye McFrog]

Yikes! It’s like an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog on Quaaludes.

I thought the US Flag Code specified that the Stars and Stripes should not be used as part of an athletic uniform?

[ken5050]

Looks like “X” Games garb..

[tje]

Couldn’t look more gay if they tried.

[discostu]

They’ll blend in perfectly with all the other tackiness that is an Olympic opening ceremony.

[digger48]

WHAT?

No rainbows stitched on there anywhere?

[dfwgator]

I see those uniforms and I think of Slapshot....

Jim Ahern: I look like some c--------- faggot!

Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash them, Joe!

Joe McGrath: Aw jeez, son...

Johnny Upton: Yes I am! I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, and open this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my ---- at 'em!

Joe McGrath: You WILL not.

Johhny Upton: Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this ---- again. You and your -----' fashion shows.

Joe McGrath: It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to.

Johnny Upton: I'm telling you, ya better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits!

[Old North State]

Come on gang, let’s put on an ice show and save the school! My mom can make the uniforms!

[MissMagnolia]

What ..... they used the same designer as for Moochelle’s wardrobe?

[IMR 4350]

“Gay.”

That’s exactly what it is.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Either that or they raided Ron Weasley’s closet.