The Internet Arguing Checklist

Monster Hunter Nation ^ | 9-20-2013 | Larry Correia

[qam1]

Excellent

I would add another one

Cut N Paste Spam / Filibusting

That is the Liberal will go to a Left Wing blog/site and cut and paste lots of irrelevant, redundant and/or incoherent information knowing nobody has the time or patience to go through all of their nonsense. If someone does go through it and points out the lies and falsehoods, they just spam the thread again with even more nonsense.

Of course the Liberal will never source, link or tell you what site they are cutting and pasting from, they instead pretend that they are so smart and an expert and they fully wrote the posts.

You can’t win because it only takes them 2 seconds to Cut and Paste while it can take you hours to rebut them (look up information, gather links, etc.).

You see this one on Global Warming threads, the Liberals immediately run to RealClimate.org or Skeptical Science and just cut and paste the most scientific sounding nonsense they can find

[Carriage Hill]

Arguing with a lib-dem-commie-leftist is like trying to scoop water into a bucket with a strainer. Entertaining, though.

[Carriage Hill]

First time I’ve heard of the Dept of InJustice prosecuting a knockout game case. Usually, it’s ghetto-rats, and they just ignore it. Mr Kimber always accompanies me, so any g-rat wouldn’t survive the attempt, but then I don’t ever put myself in those situations.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks servo1969.

[aimhigh]

I was once eating lunch at work, decades ago, under a Bush administration. A liberal co-worker came up to me and asked, "What type of government would cut the medical care for the elderly/" I responded with a little wisdom from God, "What type of society would abandon the health care of their elderly to the government?"

He walked away silent.

[lcms rev]

Ping

[Hardastarboard]

hatey-McHaterton

Sounds like a great screen name.

[PATRIOT1876]

The best line is:

“nobody is a better arbiter of what is correct and good than people who subscribe to the same political philosophy which eventually spawns gulags, purges, and concentration camps.”

Hits the nail on the head!

[PATRIOT1876]

*hatey-McHaterton*

Sounds like a character in a book by Al Franken.

“Racing Racists and the Racers that Race them”

[Carriage Hill]

Good retort; hard to refute the truth...

[Grimmy]

You forgot the best tactic of all!

The “I won the argument because... I say so!”

That one’s saved my butt many time.

[AllAmericanGirl44]

bkmk

[RepRivFarm]

What!?! You're an actual lcms rev?

DISMISS!

LOL

[HiTech RedNeck]

While arguing about Obamacare I could truthfully cite the regulations and hoop jumping I had to do for my company of 200 people, and how my equivalent at the company across the street was cutting all their 500 employees back to 28 hours a week because of Obamacare. That’s anecdote. A liberal comedian makes a video about how awesome Obamacare is with emotional music, totally evidence.

Maybe I sound like a crazy fundie bible thumper here, but sometimes I got to be. This (and related points) are a grand illustration of what the Garden Serpent meant by "knowing good and evil." If you expurgate your reality selectively enough you can make anything look good or evil in spite of what it is in reality.

The Serpent's (devil's) game is laughable once you're clued in that God is keeping the creation going and establishes what it is and what it means.

[HiTech RedNeck]

The best lcms rev in the world! REINSTATE :-)

[EricT.]

Cut N Paste Spam

I just accuse them of plagiarism and lack of original ideas when they do that. It's especially effective and rewarding because the only liberals I ever see on FB are the co-workers of a teacher friend of mine.