The 5 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

Ricochet.com ^ | 12/18/13

[Ingtar]

There was nothing scary in the book, and certainly not in the movie. I had decided that had to be what he meant, however.

[Rodamala]

I remember that song well, I had it on vinyl and cassette.

[cva66snipe]

I like Teddy The Red Nosed Senator :>}

[PLMerite]

"Unless, of course, the Spirit of the Season involves multiple chainsaw murder."

Chainsaws are too noisy.

[Usagi_yo]

I bet 4 of them are from Barbara Streisand.

[Rodamala]

Magic dust!

[Mears]

For me it’s Gene Autry’s “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”.

I had a job in a store the year it was released-(yes,I’m old).

It played constantly,hour after hour,without a break,in order to sell the record. They sold thousands of them.

All these years later I still detest the song.

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[Old Sarge]

Ah, but remember, in 1843 this would have been a good ghost story.

With the services of a fine elocutionist, the dramatic reading would have been something to experience.

[dfwgator]

Or the line “War Is Over...If You Want It.”

Well guess what? “Charlie” didn’t want the war to be over.

[Fresh Wind]

John Prine’s Christmas in Prison is one of my faves!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1uIFs-pNdc

[Ingtar]

I’ll yield to that argument. I’ve seen and initiated enough dramatic reading in my lifetime to appreciate that.

[Disambiguator]

I would imagine there would be at least a few contenders on this album:

[Rodamala]

This is the worst Christmas Special EVER....

Star Wars Holiday Special

I actually remember watching this on live network television.

[Old Sarge]

BLASPHEME!!!

[nothingnew]

I thought it was "Police Nab Mi Dad."

Thanks! My keyboard needed washing anyways...

FMCDH(BITS)

[Disambiguator]

I saw in the store the other day (Walmart). I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[dfwgator]

You left out the best part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP4H4jV1Spo

[alstewartfan]

McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmas Time” is high on my list of pathetic songs. And I love Paul as a songwriter; just not this one. Bob

[alstewartfan]

Bieber’s “Dead Paparazzi Under My Christmas Tree” simply does not invoke the spirit of Christmas. Bob

[mom of young patriots]

What’s wrong with TSO?