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Obama's Polls Are In the Tank, So Time For the Vulcan Death Stare!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-17-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/17/2013 7:25:46 AM PST by NOBO2012

I’m going to advise everyone associated with the Big White to just say no to any more photographs for the rest of the month. For one thing, Big White official photographer, Pete Souza, seems to be on Winter Holiday break and turning things over to the B team never works out well (see Obamacare). I mean seriously, when the best shots involve a dog that generally doesn’t know how to comport herself, it’s probably time for everyone to take a break.

mo sunnyI was talking about Sunny - who did you think I was talking about?

 

Butt can I cut a break here? No. Leave it to crazy old Uncle Joey to take it upon himself to reprise not only last week’s embarrassing photo theme (“Don’t be that selfie guy”),

 

obama-selfie

 

as well as his own “don’t be that creepy old white guy” theme:

 

biker joeThank goodness there were Secret Service guys on hand. That troll looks homicidal.

Here he is at one of our parties with Amie Parnes, The Hill‘s White House Correspondent: awkward!

joey gropeJoey, advancing the Regime’s agenda of Upward-mobility.

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As long as we’re reprising themes, how about this little number from my Capitalist Pig collection of ‘08 and ‘12?

Additional Big White Sensitivity Training sessions to commence in 3, 2, 1…no wait; never mind - it’s the Republicans that disrespect women. Right?

clinton grope

 

I’m telling you this for your own well being, Joey: cut the creepy old white guy crap, or suffer the consequences…the Vulcan Death Stare.

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Trust me, you don’t want that. It will break you.

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It breaks everyone, even our former lapdogs:

It’s official — the government of the United States of Obama consists of boobs and bores and is led by a narcissist. It is no consolation that Great Britain joins us in racing to the bottom.

So don’t worry about the newest polls indicating that Big Guy’s personal popularity and his handling of the economy and his legacy Obamacare have all plummeted.

vulcan's death stare

We are sic’ing the Vulcan Death Stare on our lapdog media, and expect those poll results to turn around by the time we get back from our Hawaiian vacation.

So carry on with your Christmas responsibilities and if you have time, show us your best Vulcan Death Stare – be they dogs,

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cats, (pardon the French – I’m sure the exact translation is something less crude):

 

cat stare of death

or something more lethal.

michelleobama the stareWhen was the last time anyone’s heard from Carla?

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; carlabruni; obama

1 posted on 12/17/2013 7:25:46 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Wookie stares are indeed dreadful.


2 posted on 12/17/2013 7:28:54 AM PST by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: NOBO2012
When was the last time anyone’s heard from Carla?

Poor Carla went under the knife one time too many.
3 posted on 12/17/2013 7:30:09 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: NOBO2012

I’m waiting for Barack to start exhibiting the inverted-lips expression made famous by Eliot Spitzer during his “stand by me” press conference, and so many other down-on-their-luck Democrat politicians.


4 posted on 12/17/2013 7:30:11 AM PST by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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To: NOBO2012

So my question is:

Now that they have 2 dogs, does each one get a plane to Hawaii?


5 posted on 12/17/2013 7:30:41 AM PST by nascarnation (Wish everyone see a "Gay Kwanzaa")
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To: nascarnation
Now that they have 2 dogs, does each one get a plane to Hawaii?

You can't risk losing both the Dog in Chief and the Vice Dog on the same flight.

6 posted on 12/17/2013 7:36:15 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Who’s Carla?


7 posted on 12/17/2013 7:36:33 AM PST by publius911 ( At least Nixon had the good grace to resign!)
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To: publius911

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carla_Bruni


8 posted on 12/17/2013 7:37:30 AM PST by nascarnation (Wish everyone see a "Gay Kwanzaa")
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To: publius911
Who’s Carla?

Carla Bruni a k a Mrs. Sarkozy
9 posted on 12/17/2013 7:50:48 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: publius911
Who’s Carla?


Self described “Femme fatale”, daughter of ultra rich euro family , wife of ex French Prime Minister Sarkozy, euro model and rock star with career bought with parents money, prototypical corrupt euro trash and infinitely preferable to what we have in the White House,

10 posted on 12/17/2013 7:51:56 AM PST by rdcbn
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11 posted on 12/17/2013 8:12:10 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: NOBO2012

I love the “No Boobs” T-shirt from 2008. It’s perfect for the A-team.


12 posted on 12/17/2013 8:23:52 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: NOBO2012
Speaking of creepy stares... check out the photoshopping done on Obama's ample ears on the new White House "Presidential" portrait. Do they believe they're actually fooling anyone?


13 posted on 12/17/2013 8:44:23 AM PST by ScottinVA (Obama is so far in over his head, even his ears are beneath the water level.)
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To: NOBO2012

14 posted on 12/17/2013 8:48:16 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

Took me a minute but...LOL!


15 posted on 12/17/2013 11:47:31 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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