Skip to comments.Obama's Polls Are In the Tank, So Time For the Vulcan Death Stare!
Posted on 12/17/2013 7:25:46 AM PST by NOBO2012
Im going to advise everyone associated with the Big White to just say no to any more photographs for the rest of the month. For one thing, Big White official photographer, Pete Souza, seems to be on Winter Holiday break and turning things over to the B team never works out well (see Obamacare). I mean seriously, when the best shots involve a dog that generally doesnt know how to comport herself, its probably time for everyone to take a break.
I was talking about Sunny - who did you think I was talking about?
Butt can I cut a break here? No. Leave it to crazy old Uncle Joey to take it upon himself to reprise not only last weeks embarrassing photo theme (Dont be that selfie guy),
as well as his own dont be that creepy old white guy theme:
Thank goodness there were Secret Service guys on hand. That troll looks homicidal.
Here he is at one of our parties with Amie Parnes, The Hills White House Correspondent: awkward!
Joey, advancing the Regimes agenda of Upward-mobility.
As long as were reprising themes, how about this little number from my Capitalist Pig collection of 08 and 12?
Additional Big White Sensitivity Training sessions to commence in 3, 2, 1 no wait; never mind - its the Republicans that disrespect women. Right?
Im telling you this for your own well being, Joey: cut the creepy old white guy crap, or suffer the consequences the Vulcan Death Stare.
Trust me, you dont want that. It will break you.
It breaks everyone, even our former lapdogs:
Its official the government of the United States of Obama consists of boobs and bores and is led by a narcissist. It is no consolation that Great Britain joins us in racing to the bottom.
So dont worry about the newest polls indicating that Big Guys personal popularity and his handling of the economy and his legacy Obamacare have all plummeted.
We are sicing the Vulcan Death Stare on our lapdog media, and expect those poll results to turn around by the time we get back from our Hawaiian vacation.
So carry on with your Christmas responsibilities and if you have time, show us your best Vulcan Death Stare be they dogs,
cats, (pardon the French Im sure the exact translation is something less crude):
or something more lethal.
When was the last time anyones heard from Carla?
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
Wookie stares are indeed dreadful.
I’m waiting for Barack to start exhibiting the inverted-lips expression made famous by Eliot Spitzer during his “stand by me” press conference, and so many other down-on-their-luck Democrat politicians.
So my question is:
Now that they have 2 dogs, does each one get a plane to Hawaii?
You can't risk losing both the Dog in Chief and the Vice Dog on the same flight.
Self described “Femme fatale”, daughter of ultra rich euro family , wife of ex French Prime Minister Sarkozy, euro model and rock star with career bought with parents money, prototypical corrupt euro trash and infinitely preferable to what we have in the White House,
I love the “No Boobs” T-shirt from 2008. It’s perfect for the A-team.
Took me a minute but...LOL!
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