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DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-13 (Pitt Delivers Personal Information to Russian Mafia Via ObamaCare)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/15/2013 6:13:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix

The ObamaCare website is a Russian Mafia dream come true. Think about it. A completely UNSECURE website with the personal and financial information of thousands of highly gullible people. Gullible because the website is known to be UNSECURE and yet they STILL entered their personal info. Think the Russian Mafia won't take advantage of this HUGE payday for them? Of course not. And WHO are the gullible people to so readily hand over their info to the Russian Mafia? Mostly liberals or idiots and since they are not mutually exclusive, make that liberal idiots. One of those liberal idiots who blindly turned over his personal info to the Russian Mafia via ObamaCare is none other than the Trust Fund Kid himself, our own WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Here is the THREAD where you can see Pitt bragging about performing an act of extreme gullibility, "Well, I just had my first experience with the Healthcare.gov website..." Perhaps we all shall soon get a Christmas present in the form of Pitt screeching about how his trust funds were depleted by an unknown (Russian Mafia) source. Would he have the cognizance to realize that it happened because he entered personal info to an UNSECURE website? Remember, Russian Mafia, the name of the mark is WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. He is loaded with trust fund bucks and you ALREADY have most the info you need to clean out his account. So let us now watch Pitt happily give away his personal info to the UNSECURE website like a the sap he is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a shoutout to the Brighton Beach hackers, is in the brackets:

Well, I just had my first experience with the Healthcare.gov website...

[Soon to be followed by your first experience with the Russian Mafia...]

Creating a user name and account: easy.

Plowing through all the questions: easy.

[Losing your shirt: easy.]

Alas, I logged out to track down some personal info, and when I tried to log back in, it said the system was currently down.

[That could have been a blessing in disguise but Pitt still manages a way to deliver that personal info to the Russian Mafia.]

...but then, Ermahgerd! A phone number: 800-318-2596

[800-RU-MAFIA.]

And it's toll-free, too!

[Wow! An 800 number that's also toll-free! Will wonders never cease!]

So I'll be calling in the morning to finish the process.

["Hello, Igor? Here is my bank account number I promised to give you."]

No. Big. Deal.

[Wait. Til. Steal.]

Thanks, Obama.

[Pitt, about to get the biggest reaming of his life, thanks Obama in advance. Now on to the other GUllible DUmmies...]

The website is nothing more than kayak or Travelocity for travel. It gives you the options available to you (less Southwest air - you have to go to their website for flight info).

[Except kayak and Travelocity are SECURE websites that aren't hacked by the Russian Mafia trolling for personal information.]

My neighbors just got signed up NO Problems..

[Check back with them in a few weeks after they pay their insurance premiums to the Russian Mafia.]

Another observation. Due to an administrative screw-up on my end, I let my BC/BS private policy lapse. Stupid. I applied for a new policy and was turned down. It seems my weight and some medication I was taking before was just fine. Now it's cause for refusal.

[Yeah, crack as a medication does tend to be a cause for refusal.]

ust finished the application process, now waiting for payment info from BC/BS, which can't refuse me. The premiums for three of us - two adults, one adult child - comes to almost the same premiums I was paying before, give or take a few dollars. However, my deductibles are no longer $5,000 or more but rather $2,000. The network is different, and that definitely sucks, but until more changes are made to our ridiculous health care system, I'll just have to accept that.

[Oh, you'll get payment info alright from BC/BS but it will be BS since it will be a Potemkin Website set up by the Russian Mafia expressly to separate a DUmmie from his money.]

It's no worse than Ticketmaster when you want to buy tickets for a hot concert or....sporting event. But Ticketmaster won't send you an email when they're available.

[Don't worry. The Russian Mafia will let you know when your "insurance" is available along with a bill and a link for payment. Hee! Hee!]

I had a great experience with it. Took less than 20 minutes, I got a much better plan for $5 more than I was paying. Thanks, Obama.

[Said the DUmmie Eloi just as the Morlock siren was about to sound.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obamacare; russianmafia; willpitt
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All information given over the phone is eventually entered into the UNSECURE ObamaCare Website with easy access by the Russian Mafia.
1 posted on 12/15/2013 6:13:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 12/15/2013 6:14:59 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: PJ-Comix

3?


3 posted on 12/15/2013 6:18:19 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wee Willie Pitt, the new Joe Isuzu.


4 posted on 12/15/2013 6:21:23 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow a top 10!


5 posted on 12/15/2013 6:21:55 PM PST by Personal Responsibility (Government: Slimy used car salesmen writing laws forcing you to buy their cars)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hi, PJ. I was just about to DUFU a different thread about someone signing up at the healthcare.gov site when I saw your DUFU. So I will hold off on mine till tomorrow.

BTW, PJ, did you see that Billy Jack died? The Hopi Elders must be in mourning.

6 posted on 12/15/2013 6:23:34 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Hopi Elders in mourning.)
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To: freedumb2003

If Pitt is getting a good deal on insurance, you and I must be paying for it. And by the looks of that photo, he’s going to need the maternity coverage.


7 posted on 12/15/2013 6:24:52 PM PST by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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Alas, I logged out to track down some personal info, and when I tried to log back in, it said the system was currently down.

Bush's fault, right, Will?

8 posted on 12/15/2013 6:26:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Will the Shill, loyal party hack.)
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Billy Jack, dead? Along with Peter O’Toole. They always die in threes so I wonder who the third one will be? Bernard Posner?


9 posted on 12/15/2013 6:28:35 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: AZLiberty
And by the looks of that photo, he’s going to need the maternity coverage.

Here he is, postpartum:


10 posted on 12/15/2013 6:31:38 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Will the Shill, loyal party hack.)
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I had a great experience with it. Took less than 20 minutes, I got a much better plan for $5 more than I was paying. Thanks, Obama.

Liar.
11 posted on 12/15/2013 6:35:01 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Joan Fontaine


12 posted on 12/15/2013 6:35:38 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

In contrast to all this happy talk about signing up at healthcare.gov, wait till you all see the DUFU I post tomorrow about the NIGHTMARE of signing up!


13 posted on 12/15/2013 6:36:12 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Will the Shill, loyal party hack.)
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They have the advantage of not having information of interest to anyone.

Even the NSA Listeners go into “sleep” mode when DUmmies post personal information.


14 posted on 12/15/2013 6:37:39 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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So I'll be calling in the morning to finish the process.

Uh, Bill (Can I call you Bill)?

I note that you said you will be calling in the morning to finish the process. Nowhere do I see in your comments that you actually HAVE insurance. Yet. Or ever.

Yet you're bragging about the experience, and thanking your Lord 0bama for what he's done for you, and yet you don't really have insurance.

0bamacare seems more and more, every day, like my own personal Twilight Zone episode.

15 posted on 12/15/2013 6:39:13 PM PST by Hardastarboard (The question of our age is whether a majority of Americans can and will vote us all into slavery.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey, I just found out that “Billy Jack” was filmed in 1969 but distributed in 1971. That explains why the film seemed a bit too “hippy” for 1971. By that year, the hippies were already very passé.


16 posted on 12/15/2013 6:39:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Doesn’t he live in Massachusetts? Do they use healthcare.gov or the Mass website?


17 posted on 12/15/2013 6:42:48 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
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Doesn’t he live in Massachusetts?

High Hypocrite Pitt recently FLED Taxachusetts for the lily-white woods and lower-tax haven of New Hampster.

18 posted on 12/15/2013 6:46:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Will the Shill, loyal party hack.)
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To: VeniVidiVici
Mass website is a Mess. No joke. Read this: Mass. may cancel payments for botched Obamacare website
19 posted on 12/15/2013 6:52:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Negative thread about obamacare alert alert lousy freeper troll.
Oh wait, i am confused it’s our hero William Pitt,what should i do?
I will just ignore it.
Thats the ticket ;>)


20 posted on 12/15/2013 6:54:44 PM PST by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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