Posted on 11/29/2013 3:34:34 PM PST by markomalley
Reverend James David Manning of the Atlah World Missionary Church claimed this week that Miriam Carey, who was shot and killed by authorities after crashing her car into the U.S. Capitol building last month, had been assassinated by President Barack Obama because she had given birth to his illegitimate daughter.
On his radio show The Manning Report, Manning called for a paternity test of Carey’s fifteen-month-old daughter, who was in the car with Carey when she led police on a chase that ended in gunfire on the Capitol steps.
The theory, which appears to have originated with a Russian website, alleges that before a May 2011 graduation address to the U.S. Coast Guard Academy, Obama stopped at the dentist office where Carey worked as an assistant, because a piece of pistachio shell had become lodged in his back moral.
While there, according to the theory, Obama struck up a friendship with Carey, who became pregnant shortly afterward. The website claimed that Carey refused Obama’s request to have an abortion, at which point Obama “lured” her to Washington and had her killed. (Even more bizarrely, the site goes to claim that Obama was out trolling for extramarital action because Michelle Obama was actually born a man.)
Manning accused the “entire world media” of refusing to investigate the incident, and chastised Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, women’s rights groups, academia, and the courts for “refusing to come to the aid of this slaughtered woman, which means that they are protecting something that they feel far more important, which is Barack Hussein Obama. Case closed.”
Manning said Obama “crushed out [Carey's] life, and no one will come to her aid.” He would have gotten away with it, too, had it not been for that pistachio nut.
Watch the segment below, via The Manning Report:
I think Manning has the wrong Oboma. Michelle was the one who visited the Dentist
Barack has no use for women. Other than political.
You and me both! I think Mooochele was artificially inseminated. Those ears of his tell the tale of Uncle Frank's love handles.
Naw Rev, Reggie’s Love keeps him monogamous.
They aren’t married and the girls aren’t theirs. Central casting.
...had to go with nutty unarmed woman at the front gate.
Manning, gotta luv da guy.
Comet Ison was thought to be obliterated by the sun, but a remnant survived. May it be for a sign.
Anagram of
Stoic Omen
2sto·ic adjective \ˈstō-ik\
: showing no emotion especially when something bad is happening
Scoot Me In
Saskatchewan & Malaysia don’t look like either of them, much like Chelsea doesn’t resemble Hilly-Billy, but rather Web Hubbell.
A turkey baster is an amazing appliance in a medical office.
If Manning said it, there must be some substance to it.
Manning is an excellent researcher on these things.
“Trinity Church members reveal Obama shocker!”
http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/trinity-church-members-reveal-obama-shocker/
“Jesse Jackson, Wright ‘arranged’ Obama marriage”
http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/jesse-jackson-wright-arranged-obama-marriage/
Chelsea had Hill’s imaginary chin until she had 40+
hours of facial surgery.
Not at first glance, but who knows? Everything with those people is a lie, or smoke and mirrors.
Which of her 3 chins, nips & tucks? Heh...
That’s one for the books, I can’t buy the Shemale Michelle.
While there, according to the theory, Obama struck up a friendship with Carey, who became pregnant shortly afterward.
In a dentist’s office?
With a girl???
Smell test FAIL
Kinda wonder if Sultan Davis and former White House medical staffer Jeremiah Wright ever had a fling.
Impossible, he has no morals
“friendship” is not what causes pregnancy
The girls must not earn much because they sure don’t act very well.
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