Posted on 11/09/2013 6:23:17 AM PST by John Semmens
New York City's freshly elected Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) pledged to make New Yorkers' access to abortions “my top priority.” The City already has one of the highest rates of abortion in the country with an estimated 41% of pregnancies ending in elective termination of the fetus.
Asserting that “excessive human population is the greatest environmental threat to our planet,” de Blasio vowed to “remove every impediment, no matter how minor, to a woman's opportunity to do her duty to fight this scourge on the planet.”
One of the largest impediments to freely available abortions is, according to the new Mayor, “the existence of pregnancy crisis centers that try to steer expectant mothers toward alternatives to abortion. They'd like everyone to believe that giving birth and putting the baby up for adoption is a more humane way of dealing with unwanted children. What they don't want these expectant mothers to acknowledge is that giving birth burdens the planet with another mouth to feed, another human who will grow up to rape the environment.”
In addition to putting these “sham” women's health centers out of business, de Blasio promised to continue outgoing Mayor Bloomberg's policy of barring doctors from declining to perform abortions. “The right to practice medicine is a privilege granted by the Government,” de Blasio declared. “We cannot allow those wanting this privilege to insert their own conscientious objections to implementing the unrestricted right to abortion that this state has determined belongs to every woman. New York is a progressive state, not a haven for red neck captives of religious delusions.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/144874-2013-11-08-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-november-10-2013.htm
With obozocare, abortions might become mandatory. DeBlowsio would be in favor in real life, not just in satire.
In his wildest dreams... s/
The sad thing is... I read this the first time and I simply assumed it was true. That is how little I think of this man and his politics.
Living with .. not married to .. a black lady
(From her bio on their home page;
Chirlane McCray—writer, poet, activist, and longtime partner of Public Advocate Bill de Blasio—has worked in a wide range of fields over her 30-year career, including politics, publishing and healthcare.
A former lesbian
With two mulatto children
Promotes and allows the one agency used to rid society of undesireables and unnecesary's
Beam me up, Mr. Speaker.
LOL....let’s start culling the herd of stupid Democrats and the Parasite Class, Mr. Mayor.
Yes, this is satire, but it is very near what we’ve heard lately from the university Leftists who are recycling the old “population bomb” nonsense of the ‘60s. In that case, let’s start the culling by relocating the professional alarmists at our universities into the Alaskan wilderness to see if they could survive in the pristine lap of Mama Nature. It didn’t work out so swell for the “intellectuals” in Cambodia when Pol Pot did it.
It’s a small step from people demanding abortions from the government to the government demanding abortions from the people.
He received Obama like support from the black electorate and his abortion stance will result in the overwhelming deaths of black babies. Let’s see how the black preachers handle this.
“excessive human population is the greatest environmental threat to our planet,”
That quote more than accurately describes the idiots who elected him. For goodness sakes, he seeks office in one of the most heavily populated places on earth and immediately deems them a threat to our planet.
OOPS! It keeps on happening with these satirical posts.
This article is from the site “Semi-News/Semi-Satire”,but I can’t but shudder that it will probably become reality: NYC Mayor Pledges to Boost Abortions
NYC you are going to suffer as Sodom and Gomorrah did. If you ever need America like you did after 9/11... we will not be there for you again.
NYC really knows how to pick’m.
Rots of ruck you RATS.
Upstate NY must secede from NYC. A new state, North New York. It’s time.
They now have thier very own quasimoto in the bell tower like Floridas senator alan grason. Hang on to your hats NY detroit is aroung the corner
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