Posted on 11/07/2013 1:58:53 PM PST by smoothsailing
Courtesy: J&D's Foods, Inc.
The bacon craze continues. Bacon lovers can now stock up on “Power Bacon” which is a bacon scented deodorant.
The company behind the trademarked product, J&D’s Foods describes their products like this: “J&D’s POWER BACON™ Deodorant For When You Sweat Like A Pig. POWER BACON is the Meaty Fresh evolution of J&D’s meat flavored and scented health and beauty products division. Designed specifically for people with active lifestyles, POWER BACON provides 24 hours of Bacon Scent. For all day meat scented protection apply liberally. Do not eat, leave exposed to sunlight or explore the wilderness without a firearm(s). Not for sale in Alaska. j.k. we’ll totally take your money if you live in Alaska. Come on…”
The product costs $9.99 a stick.The company also makes bacon shaving cream, bacon sunscreen, and more.
I travel a lot in areas that contain large predators I really don’t want to smell like bacon.
Does it come in crispy or soft?
Perfect for Chris Christie. He can shampoo with tomato sauce and use a body lotion made from lettuce. The bread comes from underneath his folds of fat. He’ll be a walking BLT.
I don’t know, but your dog would love you!
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It should be the only deodorant provided to inmates at GITMO.
LOL! I had no idea this bacon craze is such a big deal, think I’ll pass and just enjoy the real thing once in a while.
How about durian-scented after shave?
Wow finally a pepper Bacon spray against Muzzies.
Might come in handy if you are in the Middle East. :)
if your boss is a real pig, this may be superfluous
(but still would make a very nice birthday gift for him, ha! maybe he’ll get the message...)
Now that might get me to visit a mosque, if it is really strong.
Pigs don’t sweat, but some people are like pigs.
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