Posted on 11/07/2013 9:26:52 AM PST by sickoflibs
Just a few :
1) iphone didnt work on day one either (Was there a iphone personal mandate?)
2) The website private contractors screwed it up, its capitalisms fault. (who managed them?)
3) The insurance companies are only canceling policies and charging you more for new ones to make THEM even more $$$ , more proof we need single payer. (but I thought Obamacare rules regulates/limits their profits)
4) The GOP red states broke the website by refusing to setup their own health care exchanges, which overwhelmed the system
5) If only that website was working then Americans would see what a great deal the exchange policies are for them, drat, drat.
6) The president only said you can keep your plan and doctor if you like them, as long as they are the same as one of the Obamacare plans (meeting mandates) , he never said that crappy plans are acceptable.
7) OK, we all agree the rollout was a disaster but the site will be fixed someday and the main point here is its will be good deal for Americans and they will love it someday, and they better OR ELSE!
8) Obamacare was a conservative Republican idea by the Heritage foundation and GOP candidate Mitt Romney, so its not our fault if it doesnt work. (I love this one)
9) GOP is rooting for our failure (my favorite)
Bush’s fault
Dems got some great excuses.... its not their fault!
Tea Party sabotaged the website.
We have to live it to find out what’s coming out of it
where’s the clip from the blues brothers where Jake is talking to carrie fishers character?
I wonder how long it will be before Obama gets around to blaming it on the Jews.
On the subject of humor...
... My suit came back late from the cleaners, earthquakes, plagues, locusts .. It wasn’t my fault I swear to Allah.
Beat me to it!
But I got video...
Bo the dog ate the original Obamacare website program
The sites Timex-Sinclair mainframe had an memory error
Our WH hactivist got confused and hacked the server instead of the voting machines
The programmers crayons broke
Because “Sarah Palin’s an idiot.”
Obama really said “If you like your plan you can keep your plan. Asterisk.”
The site isn’t working right because of an offensive You Tube video.
Because the Halliburton Hurricane Machine damaged the central Obamacare website servers.
Divine intervention?
6) The president only said you can keep your plan and doctor if you HE liked them, and if HE didn't like them, they are Lousy Plans. Period!
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