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Sebelius "Testifies" Before Senate Committee - NOT UNDER OATH!!!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-7-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 11/07/2013 8:16:02 AM PST by NOBO2012

Wow!  Even our senate lapdogs are beginning to bare their teeth.

article-2488513-193BB01C00000578-31_638x472OK, who brought the props?

Kitty dropped by to chat about Obamacare and they immediately started bringing up embarrassing issues about Healthcare.gov like those “ginormous security holes

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and the “mini-ormously small number of people actually enrolling in Obamacare.

mathButt we’re counting every one of them!

At least they weren’t talking about Big Guy’s “little white mis-misrememberings,” so I think we’re making progress.

And did you see how smoothly Kitty denied knowing anything about the big old security black holes in Healthcare.gov. Even though we now have documented proof that we knew about them since last April. 

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Kitty wore her lucky eagle pin for the hearings. It didn’t help that it looked like it was laying a big old egg.

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It sure is a lot easier to fearlessly testify any which way you want in front of our lapdog controlled Senate. Unlike the enemy held House, the Senate didn’t put us under oath and make us swear tell the truth. That little bit of theatrics always casts a shadow over things. And if you don’t believe me, ask Martha if it’s a good idea to lie to the Feds:

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So, let’s table the "alleged “security holes” for now and talk about our grand enrollment initiative. Almost no-bod-y is signing up for Obamacare, and the few who are signing up are choosing the “absolutely free!” Medicaid option. Needless to say, this isn’t putting anymore green in our big tax machine - if you know what I mean. Seriously, how were we supposed to know that all the young people that we were counting on to make this sucker system work were unemployed and eligible for subsidies and Medicaid?

Generation-Jobless-Title-copyThanks, Obamacare!

bo doing richard nixonYou’re welcome! I love you back!

So, we are launching a new initiative, the “Sign-Up Challenge” (SUC) to find those 30-40 million people we said were champing at the bit to buy Obamacare plans, and get them registered to vote as good Democrats  enrolled in a quality, affordable, Obamacare plan.

Kitty described for the Senate panel the results of our SUC effort so far:

“Chairman Baucus, Ranking RINO Hatch; we found a family of 12 in Tijuana, who will be able to get quality health care insurance, for the first time, through our Medicaid option as soon as they sneak across the border. We are finding millions more throughout Mexico, Nicaragua, Guatemala and other Latin American states who will also be eligible for these benefits. As soon as they get here.

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Some have expressed concerns regarding their ability to get safely across the border, and we are working closely with Homeland Security’s Border Patrol to ensure that they arrive safely, with adequate water, and are quickly directed to the nearest Obamacare navigator to facilitate their enrollment and voter registration.”*

So that should be helpful, all around.

Meanwhile, back at the Big White House, Lady M was busy celebrating one of our quintessentially American feasts: Diwali.

Michelle Obama

The Hindu festival of lights. Don’t tell Lady M though, she thinks it’s some sort of a Native American festival.

Although the Bollywood class in the East Room should have been a clue:

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Oh…oh…oh no! I’m having…some sort of a malfunction:

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Or worse yet, flashbacks:

Screenshot Studio capture #1465

 

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I simply must get in for my regularly scheduled upgrades and security scans.

Please! Make it stop!

mo dancer-2 copyWe’re all Injuns now!

*Legal Disclaimer: My Attorneys advise me that I must disclose that the “testimony” detailed in the preceding article is not actual testimony. I made it up.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: liedtocongress; lyingliar; lyingsackofshiite; obama; obamacare; pantsonfire; sebelius; senate; sillybus; whatever

1 posted on 11/07/2013 8:16:02 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

You can still be prosecuted for perjury if you lie to Congress while not under oath.


2 posted on 11/07/2013 8:19:33 AM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: NOBO2012; GeronL; Revolting cat!
"WHATEVER!"


3 posted on 11/07/2013 8:19:57 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: NOBO2012

German winterhilfswerk donation eagle from 1934. Very similar to her broach.

4 posted on 11/07/2013 8:23:42 AM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: NOBO2012

Sebelius pointed out several times during her testimony that the only people seeing their policies cancelled and rates skyrocketing are those with individual coverage.

These people, she seemed to say, are not very important to the big picture.

What she failed to mention, and the senators failed to ask her about,! was the fact that changes (I.e., skyrocketing prices, etc.) in the group policies will happen next year.


5 posted on 11/07/2013 8:32:01 AM PST by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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6 posted on 11/07/2013 8:34:43 AM PST by RedMDer (Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
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To: Cowboy Bob

If you think Obamacare is tanking now wait and see what happens when millions are involved in the group policy cancellations.

I can’t wait to see sebelius hunted by millions of people with tar and feathers.


7 posted on 11/07/2013 8:43:28 AM PST by Venturer (Keep Obama and you aint seen nothing yet.)
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To: NOBO2012

I am disgusted by what they’re turning OUR Executive Mansion into. It disgusts me to see the White House used in this manner. There’s absolutely no couth among these vermin.


8 posted on 11/07/2013 8:46:29 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: CivilWarBrewing

The Next Big Obamacare Scandal

http://frontpagemag.com/2013/joseph-klein/the-next-big-obamacare-scandal/print/


9 posted on 11/07/2013 8:54:31 AM PST by Dqban22
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To: rarestia

Write the White House off. After amnesty passes, decent people will never set foot in that house ever again. Besides, there’s not a single fumigator who could remove the permanent stain of 0bama. I wish someone would yank the famous portrait of George Washington and put it in the Reagan library, though.


10 posted on 11/07/2013 8:59:17 AM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: Dqban22
That is not a bigger scandal that the IRS suppressing the Republican vote in 2012, or the abandonment of four Americans to die in Benghazi, or the DOJ eavesdropping on Fox News with a bogus warrant. The AP was never spied on. This was only a ruse to make people think the regime spied on all media, when in fact it was ONLY conservative media they spied on FOR 2012 ELECTION PURPOSES which makes it a more troubling scandal.

The NSA is COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL and is the evil player in many of these scandals. Forcing John Roberts decision is a scandal in and of itself because it got America STUCK with CommieCare.

This regime is plagued by so many scandals America has become desensitized due to lack of accountability for them.

11 posted on 11/07/2013 9:06:50 AM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: NOBO2012

>>Sebelius “Testifies” Before Senate Committee - NOT UNDER OATH!!!<<

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Does it really matter?

The PUBs will treat her with deference and awe and she will again answer that she is responsible for the mess and she gets away with it again.

What does the concept of responsibility mean in government but just empty words?


12 posted on 11/07/2013 9:26:55 AM PST by 353FMG
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To: a fool in paradise

I heard ObamaCare was exempted from laws against corruption


13 posted on 11/07/2013 9:34:52 AM PST by GeronL
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To: NOBO2012

“Madam Secretary, I’d like to thank you for taking time to speak to us today . . .”

“Madam Secretary, I’d like to thank you for taking time to speak to us today . . .”

“Madam Secretary, I’d like to thank you for taking time to speak to us today . . .”


“Madam Secretary, Shame on you. In your zeal to implement Obamacare you not only screwed up royally, but you have millions of people ready to come at you with a long piece of rope.”


14 posted on 11/07/2013 9:51:48 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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To: NOBO2012

An Oath by a Marxist, leftist, SOB, What difference does it matter? Lies are mandatory by the Dems.


15 posted on 11/07/2013 9:52:58 AM PST by FreedomGuru (Time for torches and pitchforks.)
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To: NOBO2012
I don't think it was ever about getting young people or the uninsured insured. I'm beginning to think that John Roberts was right...it's all about the taxes.

For every person that doesn't have insurance the government is going to start collecting 100 bucks this year. So if 10,000,000 people don't get insurance this year that are supposed to that's another billion bucks in the coffers that wasn't there before. The year after that it's even more and the year after more and more going into the future.

16 posted on 11/07/2013 9:56:57 AM PST by DouglasKC
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