Posted on 10/26/2013 11:21:38 AM PDT by John Semmens
In a bid to divert attention from the disastrous implementation of Obamacare, Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius pointed to the dramatic rise in welfare recipients as proof of the dramatic progress this Administration has made in transforming America.
For the first time ever in United States history, the number of persons receiving means-tested welfare payments (108,592,000) exceeds the number of persons engaged in full-time employment (101,716,000).
Throughout human history the average person has been chained to toil in order to survive, Sebelius observed. Today, I am proud to say that the average American has been freed from this servitude. By distributing a greater share of the wealth from those who are able to produce it to those who need to consume it, the President is well on his way to establishing a new ethos for our country. Instead of serving private greed, ability, ambition, and effort are being more effectively harnessed for the benefit of all.
To ensure that these gains arent squandered, Sebelius urged Congress to pass the tax increases the President has requested. Continued progress toward social justice necessitates a growing source of revenue with which to pay the growing segment of our society that has been liberated from wage-slavery.
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http://azconservative.org/2013/10/26/gop-healthcare-bill-denounced/
Another Obamanation “historical” moment!
wait, then who would work to make all the money to be robbed from the evil corporations?
never mind...
Oh, OK, John. Since we’re supposed to share our ill-gotten lifestyle with the less fortunate, I promise to share my absolute determination never to have a baby without marriage. There, I’ve shared.
LOLZ
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