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When fortune cookies spell out doom more than fortune...
The Looking Spoon ^
| 10-24-13
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 10/24/2013 2:54:30 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Found this "fortune" on the ground and added my own two cents to it...
TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: fortunecookie; liberty; socialism
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:22:31 PM PDT
by
Da Bilge Troll
(Defeatism is not a winning strategy!)
To: The Looking Spoon
My favorite faux fortune cookies:
“You ignored them and they reproduced.
Now they number in the thousands.”
“Plastic is your enemy - NO -
Plastic is your only friend.”
“Across the gulf of space, intellects
vast and cool and unsympathetic regard
our planet with envious eyes.”
“One, two, three.
Buckle my shoe.”
“There can be only one.”
“Confucius said something in Chinese.”
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posted on
10/24/2013 4:24:59 PM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Welfare is the new euphemism for Eugenics.)
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
“Authentic Fortune Cookie Invented In San Francisco, Silly American”
4
posted on
10/24/2013 4:27:12 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: GeronL
Your wife has a fat @$$!
:-)
5
posted on
10/24/2013 5:33:45 PM PDT
by
bicyclerepair
(The zombies here elected alcee hastings)
To: bicyclerepair
in this country that has good odds of being correct
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posted on
10/24/2013 5:35:05 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: bicyclerepair
and many would take it as a compliment
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posted on
10/24/2013 5:35:17 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: bicyclerepair
Oh yeah, use that in person with women and see how long you still breath.
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posted on
10/24/2013 5:37:21 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
“Send Help, ..I’m trapped in a
Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory”
9
posted on
10/24/2013 5:39:03 PM PDT
by
Cvengr
(Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
To: The Looking Spoon; All
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posted on
10/24/2013 5:52:13 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
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