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Shutdown Day 7: It’s Starting To Heat Up!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-7-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 10/07/2013 10:21:56 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Sir Bob Geldof has a message for the youth of the world: We’re all going to die!

geldof bransonSome of us may be closer than others

Sir Bob, musician-turned-activist, is best known, ironically, for his Live Aid concerts to eliminate African famine. Unlike most people, who embrace nihilism in their youth, he seems to have adopted it in a senior moment. In any event, he was back in South Africa last week to announce to a group of school children that the end of the world is nigh. Apparently all of his efforts and best intentions for saving the world were, well, pointless. That must have turned him into a very sad little man.

Screenshot Studio capture #1397Yes, it did.

I believe that Sir Bob stated that at precisely 12:17 P.M. (EDT) on September 27, 2030 humankind will come to an end – because of our climate change “problem” – a term that he and everyone else in the doomsday brigade have embraced now that the world hasn’t shown any warming for the past 15 years. Or, come to think of it, for the last 115 years.

Screenshot Studio capture #1396

Anyway, I have it from reliable sources that this truth (about the end of the world) was revealed to Sir Bob by computer models provided with compliments of the IPPC (UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) and the Michael Mann School of Post-normal Scientology and Hockey Tricks.

17-MannTree-highresThat’s a mighty big hockey puck Michael, you’ll need a really big stick to play with it.

In any event, Sir Bob upset the children by presenting them with these facts that he extracted from his infallible climate model data:

“We're in a very fraught time.There will be a mass extinction event. That could happen on your watch.”

“The signs are that it will happen and soon.”

"We may not get to 2030. We need to address the problem of climate change urgently."

The former Boomtown Rats singer also predicted that “the next war will not be a World War One or a World War Two, it will be the end.” Duh; normally you wouldn’t have to mention that, butt kids don’t learn much about history anymore.

Anyway, this explains a lot about what’s been going on in Washington. For example, everyone has been wondering why Big Guy’s Big Brains made him keep global warming at the top of his agenda, and continue to hammer the coal industry;

Linking global warming to public health, disease and extreme weather, the Obama administration pressed ahead Friday with tough requirements to limit carbon pollution from new power plants. (especially coal)

Obama_AllButCoal_headerobama-coalAll of the above; except dirty coal

…despite having all those phony scandals to refute, the looming debt ceiling crisis that’s going to cause another Great Depression (so we will not negotiate on it), and the fiasco of the Obamacare rollout combined with the drastic increase in the plan’s costs (so we will not negotiate on that either).

Now you see how the priorities have been set: if the whole world is going to end in 17 years unless we ACT NOW, well, what DAT-P-DIM (difference at this point does it make; h/t Abenaki)?

Which is precisely why, as Barry put it “I don’t have much patience for people who deny climate change.” Certainly not when it’s getting so hot around here.

bo hot 3

So allow me to make this whole climate charade change situation perfectly clear:

“It should be generally understood at this point that the entire point of the long-running “global warming” gag is for tiny centralized bodies of officials to gain control over industrialized economies and engage in global wealth redistribution.”

I’m certain that Sir Bob is not a member of the Bilderberg group, so he may not be privy to the endgame; butt with his high profile and reputation for saving the world, he sure is an impressively useful tool.

And maybe that's why we shouldn’t turn to “musicians-turned-activists” for insight on matters related to science, or any other issue that requires a modicum of either math or brains.

Question of the Day: Whose Big Scientific Brain is most like Sir Bob’s – Einstein’s or the Einstein caterpillar’s?

einstein WM copySir Bob: entertainment impresario and one-hit wonder of little brain and big mouth

Remember, Sir Bob Geldof was really good at only one thing: organizing great concerts. And while that’s one more thing than Algore was ever really good at, it still doesn’t qualify him to be a scientist, prophet or prognosticator of worldwide weather patterns. It does, however qualify him to be a Global Warmist.

So I leave you with this this thought from one of Sir Bob’s major accomplishment in life, organizing the Live Aid 1985 concert:

We are the World:

The only verse I really like from the song is this one:

When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way we can fall well well well well
Let us realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one.

Unfortunately, I don’t think it means what Big Guy thinks it means.

anarchogadsen“Anarchists” United

Be strong! Stand together people! Continue to HOPE and we will make a CHANGE!

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: geldof; globalwarming; obama; shutdown

1 posted on 10/07/2013 10:21:56 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

numbers are in...Obama is going to give on the one year delay.


2 posted on 10/07/2013 10:24:30 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: NOBO2012

I heard Geldof doesn’t like Mondays, also


3 posted on 10/07/2013 10:26:32 AM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Fact Is: GOPe want ObamaCare.)
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To: Sacajaweau

The British knighthood is worth only slightly less than a Nobel Peace prize.

They had standards.

And threw them away.

As for Geldof, we’re talking someone who needs a full 24 hour charge just to reach 1/2 room temp IQ.


4 posted on 10/07/2013 10:27:04 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: NOBO2012

Yikes, he’s looking like Phil Specter...and that didn’t end well...
It all went downhill for Geldof when he threw that concert in the 80s, made tons of money for famine in Africa and found out it went into lining the pockets of the regimes instead...reality check for Bob...


5 posted on 10/07/2013 10:35:09 AM PDT by matginzac
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To: NOBO2012

Sir Bob looks like he died a couple of years ago and they forgot to bury him.


6 posted on 10/07/2013 10:37:07 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: NOBO2012; Bender2

Bender, is that you??


7 posted on 10/07/2013 10:38:35 AM PDT by Old Sarge (And Good Evening, Agent Smith, wherever you are...)
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To: NOBO2012

Absolutely amazing. We have three melted down reactors in Japan emitting radioactivity into the air and ocean daily with no possible end in sight. We do not have the technology to stop it and may never ever achieve the technology to stop it. And these half wit idiots want to worry about a potential problem that MAY occur in the future ?


8 posted on 10/07/2013 10:39:57 AM PDT by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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To: Sacajaweau
..Obama is going to give on the one year delay.

Source ???

9 posted on 10/07/2013 12:17:23 PM PDT by 11th_VA (I want a president who won't enforce tax laws ...)
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To: 11th_VA

moi....it’s his best way out....


10 posted on 10/07/2013 12:20:26 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“Sir Bob looks like he died a couple of years ago and they forgot to bury him.”

LOL, he sure does!


11 posted on 10/07/2013 12:22:44 PM PDT by 1035rep
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12 posted on 10/07/2013 12:24:13 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: NOBO2012

Just posted WE ARE THE WORMS video on YouTube here:
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgQSZ_edMiM&feature=youtube_gdata


13 posted on 10/07/2013 1:16:32 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is not bliss. It is the road to serfdom.)
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